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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 30 Nov 2016

    ⚡️News Flash⚡️pic.twitter.com/2IZMi1RIm6

    11:52 AM - 30 Nov 2016
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      1. first class numpty‏ @Truth_is_Satire 30 Nov 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Millenials aren't only poorer than their parents, they are a LOT dumber.

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      1. Chris Lundeen‏ @ctlundeen 30 Nov 2016
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        Step 1 is not protest until you get what you want. It's learn a distinguishable trade and go get what you want.

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      1. Joshua "Very Okay" Faulks‏ @JoshuaJoshyf 30 Nov 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Sorry, must've misread the title, I thought this was FUNNY or die. My mistake, I'll go find an actually funny page.

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      1. tangled_IV‏ @tangled_iv 30 Nov 2016
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        wait for Hillary Clinton statement of support to be posted any minute now !

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      1. [Insert Funny Name]‏ @SatiricalSam 1 Dec 2016
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        if you're going to get arrested, let it be for a good reason, like the North Dakota pipeline. Not for 15 bucks flipping a burger

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      1. FA‏ @bellebones2 30 Nov 2016
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        you will see more automation in fast food market and twenty dollar happy meals

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      1. Tracy Ann Rector‏ @AlaskaMamaT 30 Nov 2016
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        I'm a baby boomer & I agree. Ya gotta WORK to get what ya want. Nobody gave it to me.

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      1. tangled_IV‏ @tangled_iv 30 Nov 2016
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        tangled_IV Retweeted Economic Policy Institute

        https://twitter.com/EconomicPolicy/status/803645345897021440 …

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        Economic Policy InstituteVerified account @EconomicPolicy
        Low-wage workers are not who you think. #Fightfor15 http://on.epi.org/2fJFHWB  pic.twitter.com/TTX6QuMdK0
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      2. first class numpty‏ @Truth_is_Satire 30 Nov 2016
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        Money is made by making things. That's what they do in China nowadays.

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      3. Steve K‏ @kinnally53 30 Nov 2016
        Replying to @Truth_is_Satire @funnyordie

        good luck with that minimum wage! http://www.forbes.com/sites/realspin/2016/11/29/thanks-to-fight-for-15-minimum-wage-mcdonalds-unveils-job-replacing-self-service-kiosks-nationwide/#625fd266762e …

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