Funny Or Die on Twitter: "BEN CARSON: I don't want to be in Trump's cabinet due to lack of political experience. REPORTER: ...His or yours? BEN CARSON: Yes."

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1. Sahiar‏ @CatslaveCop 15 Nov 2016
  Replying to @wantu2c
  
  But he is a neurosurgeon. Maybe he could fix your broken mind. @funnyordie
  
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1. Vince [N7]‏ @ChillxIGotThis 15 Nov 2016
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  "Why don't you want to be in Trump's cabinet?" Ben Carson: I would never fit, I'm too big.
  
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1. Muuka‏ @Badlands75 15 Nov 2016
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  REPORTER: Both of you? BEN CARSON: 'Oh! My Luggage!'
  
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1. ginny14974‏ @CatesVc 15 Nov 2016
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @donwalk20866779 Ben is a wise man. He knows his limitations. He is fantastic in his field. Sometimes it's not enough
  
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1. Lifelong Educator‏ @ConsultantATL 15 Nov 2016
  Replying to @funnyordie @prattlandia
  
  No way THIS muthafucker was a brain surgeon.
  
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1. Jason‏ @daddyjmg76 15 Nov 2016
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  you guys are racists! AM I doing this right? #safetypin
  
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1. lovely day‏ @HeartStarrGlow 15 Nov 2016
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @SandiDeMita It Wasn't yur brainless brain surgeon Choice your Endorsement Didn't Give your Ass even The cleaning Job
  
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1. Norma J Tucker‏ @NormaJTucker2 15 Nov 2016
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @Hoganfilm You people are showing your intelligence!!!!
  
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1. Renee‏ @SocialCivility 17 Nov 2016
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  LMAO For Real, which is it? #TheResistance
  
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1. WonderousWoman‏ @karleen_m 15 Nov 2016
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @jmo201 Oh, where's my luggage?
  
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