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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 19 Oct 2016

    Ripping a baby out of the womb on the final day is actually just birth. #debatenight

    6:20 PM - 19 Oct 2016
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      1. Richard Santiago 🇺🇸‏ @send_me_bananas 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie

        not if your intent is to kill it! #debatenight

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      1. Wes Matejka‏ @WesleyMatejka 19 Oct 2016
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        not when they kill it half way out. Partial birth abortion isn't funny.

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      1. Matt Fisher‏ @fishermatthews1 19 Oct 2016
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        Ripping a baby out of the womb on the final day is actually just birth. #debatenight

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      2. Sally M‏ @westenderina 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie

        My baby was "ripped out" on the last day so I wouldn't die and is currently a healthy 11-year-old.

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      1. Jennifer Fabulous!  💜  🌊 🌊 🌈‏ @WhiteSoxJJ216 19 Oct 2016
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        for someone who talks about grabbing pussy, he sure doesn't know how vaginas work

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      1. Darlene McCullough‏ @feministfitdar 19 Oct 2016
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        right! ?! That's called a cesarean!

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      2. Robin S. Kuykendall‏ @edbookclub 19 Oct 2016
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        @SpEdChat Been there, done that. Baby resulted, walking & breathing independently, reproducing. Quite a successful procedure.

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      3. Semi Sweet‏ @semisweetPatti 28 Oct 2016
        Replying to @edbookclub @funnyordie @SpEdChat

        some of you don't seem to understand abortion...no baby resulting, death resulting

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      4. Robin S. Kuykendall‏ @edbookclub 28 Oct 2016
        Replying to @semisweetPatti @funnyordie @SpEdChat

        But the baby was "ripped out of the womb before birth." What if the baby had not survived?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Semi Sweet‏ @semisweetPatti 28 Oct 2016
        Replying to @edbookclub @funnyordie @SpEdChat

        was it accidental or with the intent of aborting? Because they follow through if the 'ripping" doesn't do

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      6. Robin S. Kuykendall‏ @edbookclub 28 Oct 2016
        Replying to @semisweetPatti @funnyordie @SpEdChat

        It was done for the purpose of delivering a live baby. But what if the child (or the mother) died?

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      7. Semi Sweet‏ @semisweetPatti 29 Oct 2016
        Replying to @edbookclub @funnyordie @SpEdChat

        med emergency, entirely different than "choice" at 8mos preg..if med distress for either that not abortion

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      8. Robin S. Kuykendall‏ @edbookclub 29 Oct 2016
        Replying to @semisweetPatti @funnyordie @SpEdChat

        The line in question at the debate was "the day before birth is due" or similar timing

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      9. Semi Sweet‏ @semisweetPatti 30 Oct 2016
        Replying to @edbookclub @funnyordie @SpEdChat

        ugh so you think killing your child a day prior would be an acceptable "choice" if no where the line?

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      1. Tyler Hansen‏ @thans711 19 Oct 2016
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        @TLCswerve it's called a c-section lol

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      1. PJ‏ @pj4sberg 19 Oct 2016
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        I think my last son thought that was his only option out #thanksforthestitchesdoc

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      1. Holly Lorincz‏ @HollyLorincz 19 Oct 2016
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        I know, right?!

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      1. Gammon Hall‏ @GammonHall 25 Oct 2016
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        Yeah Trump couldn't rip anything out w/ his tiny little baby hands! Poor small minded man with itty bitty teeny tiny hands!!!!!

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