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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 6 Oct 2016

    So fire off any questions you may have and I'll respond for the next little spell and we'll all be better for it - @CaytonHolland

    1:03 PM - 6 Oct 2016
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      2. Serenity‏ @orangechicken42 6 Oct 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie @CaytonHolland

        what is the best type of pie?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 6 Oct 2016
        Replying to @orangechicken42 @CaytonHolland

        depends on the season doesn't it? Apple is a slam-dunk but fuck, man, pumpkin. Also SWEET CHERRY PIE

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Serenity‏ @orangechicken42 6 Oct 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie @CaytonHolland

        but what about @MarieCallenders chocolate satin pie?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 6 Oct 2016
        Replying to @orangechicken42 @CaytonHolland @MarieCallenders

        oof. Solid choice. By the way, that Marie Callender is one hot little number. Just saying.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. Marie Callender's‏ @MarieCallenders 6 Oct 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie @orangechicken42 @CaytonHolland

        Well, thank you! ;)

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Samhain‏ @Lancemuseaic 6 Oct 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie @CaytonHolland

        Are you gAYYYYYYYYY

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      3. Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 6 Oct 2016
        Replying to @Lancemuseaic @CaytonHolland

        not gay. Getting married in a month to a human woman. If I were gay, Hemsworth. All day.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Samhain‏ @Lancemuseaic 6 Oct 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie @CaytonHolland

        Oh, if you had just said woman, I would have assumed alien

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      5. Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 6 Oct 2016
        Replying to @Lancemuseaic @CaytonHolland

        that's why I always clarify. Been through two painful divorces with alien brods. NEVER AGAIN.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2.  👻 🍸 🍔 🐒‏ @steve16737 6 Oct 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie @CaytonHolland

        What percentage of butterflies is actual butter?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 6 Oct 2016
        Replying to @steve16737 @CaytonHolland

        100%. That's why they're so delicious!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2.  👻 🍸 🍔 🐒‏ @steve16737 6 Oct 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie @CaytonHolland

        Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

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      3. Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 6 Oct 2016
        Replying to @steve16737 @CaytonHolland

        last night. Burned my inner thighs.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Paul Kuhlhorst‏ @paulkuhlhorst 6 Oct 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie @CaytonHolland

        Thanks for hanging out. It was good to catch up!

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      3. Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 6 Oct 2016
        Replying to @paulkuhlhorst @CaytonHolland

        oh fo sho

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      2. Spooky Blaylock‏ @ConorGentes 6 Oct 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie @CaytonHolland

        Elitch Gardens?

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      3. Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 6 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConorGentes @CaytonHolland

        Lakeside man. All the way.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Davie G‏ @Whoopiedoo1986 6 Oct 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie @CaytonHolland

        ,can fish get high of seaweed?

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      3. Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 6 Oct 2016
        Replying to @Whoopiedoo1986 @CaytonHolland

        I see what you did there, http://dadjokes.org.edu/unicef 

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      2. Paul Kuhlhorst‏ @paulkuhlhorst 6 Oct 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie @CaytonHolland

        Are you a Metal Head?

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      3. Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 6 Oct 2016
        Replying to @paulkuhlhorst @CaytonHolland

        not as much as Andrew and Ben, but I love @NativeDaughters out of Denver. They rule.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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