what is the best type of pie?
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depends on the season doesn't it? Apple is a slam-dunk but fuck, man, pumpkin. Also SWEET CHERRY PIE
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oof. Solid choice. By the way, that Marie Callender is one hot little number. Just saying.
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Well, thank you! ;)
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Are you gAYYYYYYYYY
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not gay. Getting married in a month to a human woman. If I were gay, Hemsworth. All day.
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Oh, if you had just said woman, I would have assumed alien
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that's why I always clarify. Been through two painful divorces with alien brods. NEVER AGAIN.
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What percentage of butterflies is actual butter?
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100%. That's why they're so delicious!
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Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?
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last night. Burned my inner thighs.
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Thanks for hanging out. It was good to catch up!
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Elitch Gardens?
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Lakeside man. All the way.
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,can fish get high of seaweed?
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I see what you did there, http://dadjokes.org.edu/unicef
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Are you a Metal Head?
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not as much as Andrew and Ben, but I love
@NativeDaughters out of Denver. They rule.
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