Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Uncle Sam unplugs TV, walks outside, stares at stars, shakes head, takes long drag off vape. #debates"

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1. John King‏ @Skylarking77 26 Sep 2016
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  pic.twitter.com/IdAyz65dUM
  
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1. Maggie‏ @maggiemae802 26 Sep 2016
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  "takes long drag off vape"
  
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1. Andy Lee Parker‏ @AndyLeeParker1 1 Oct 2016
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  http://www.andyleeparker1.com/i-want-you
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1. Alan McCormack‏ @AlanteCelbridge 27 Sep 2016
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  and puts the revolver to his temple.
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1. Victoria Croft‏ @VictoriaHCroft 26 Sep 2016
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  and begs Britain to let him come back!
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1. Susan Elizabeth‏ @Suzy57elizabeth 26 Sep 2016
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  I know i did
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1. Crystal‏ @TullyReads2 26 Sep 2016
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  If he were on the west coast, he'd take a pull off his joint.
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1. Murray Maza‏ @MurrayMaza 26 Sep 2016
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  - You better check the spelling on that tope!
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1. The Royal Delta‏ @theroyaldelta 26 Sep 2016
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  Uncle Sam would never vape, what a terrible thing to say! He's got some dignity intact haha
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1. Ana O'Brien‏ @AnaFriedRice 26 Sep 2016
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  didn't know Uncle Sam was such a hipster. Then again he still wears those vintage bell-bottoms.
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1. Scott Royer‏ @ScottRoyer2 26 Sep 2016
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  lone tear running down his face
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