Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Donald Trump: "If Elected, I Will Personally Verify Every American Birth" https://t.co/cPj6hhZEpa"

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1. popcorn bytes‏ @Popcornbytes 19 Sep 2016
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  which, based on how long it took him to verify Obama was born in the u.s., will take him roughly 5 years per person
  
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1. Jesse Lovell‏ @Dzhessi 19 Sep 2016
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  "And every unverifiable one will be disborn."
  
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1. Rhonda Himes‏ @rhondahi 19 Sep 2016
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  What's scary he might, especially if your not white!
  
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1. Johnny Truth‏ @ScaphismViaFDA 19 Sep 2016
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  Donald Trump: "If elected i will enact Pre-Monocta, bring me your virgins, but only the 10's"
  
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1. Mr. Brightside‏ @hardball1018 19 Sep 2016
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  - Trump will check if your footprint matches up with that little tiny footprint on the back of your birth certificate.
  
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1. Monte Dutton‏ @MonteDutton 19 Sep 2016
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  That'll get him off Twitter.
  
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1. R‏ @DrDes1970 19 Sep 2016
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  "...and conception, just in case..."
  
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1. junie‏ @firejadebrat 21 Sep 2016
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  you Fnpic.twitter.com/iBUoci5WVc
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1. Tommie Boy‏ @tommieboy77 19 Sep 2016
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  That's actually aa good place to start
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1. Denise‏ @kindaoldtown 19 Sep 2016
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  He was also born a drumpf, and that is German.
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1. Seymour Kreevich‏ @SeymourKreevich 19 Sep 2016
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  Donald Trump's birth certificate is a FRAUD-- he was born in Germany!
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1. Curra De Vargas‏ @CurraCdv 19 Sep 2016
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  First do you think u will lv long enough to get treatment u need? You're a joke. A liar and a psychopath. Give us a break.
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1. Jose L. Padron‏ @jpadron7485 19 Sep 2016
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  the concept of reality just seems to escape him...
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1. Sharon‏ @sharonwalnut 19 Sep 2016
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  really?
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1. Bonrat‏ @Its_A_GOP_COUP 19 Sep 2016
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  I suspect no one has told him about "primae noctis"?pic.twitter.com/R18wAiEH3t
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