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this cop

Chand

n there's the cop who pulls u over in front of the mortuary. I'm the smartmouth says helo where's the funeral .he looks puzzled

or anything I can do for you officer ..like your laundry I got room in the trunk ..whites or colors ?

hello can I help you or do you need the Secretary in my trunk my office hours are hectic...

oh the cop was on his lunch break N out of coffee ..ask how much for the thermas full of coffee 50$ no ticket free parking lolol

cop at gas pump talking pump asks description please ..stunned cop ..press help button by mistake ..pump answers yes description

cops partner Did you get his name ? Something hofindammherq!..no warrant's lolo

cops get tongue tied if your name is to long or a foreign origin ...MasahotuE a friend from Sudan got the treatment from cop..

you think we don't need cops?

I would have gone with the "Trunk Monkey"

@ChiMike

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