Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Acceptable places for your kids to give a speech about you: -Custody hearing -Adult bar mitzvah -DUI checkpoint That's it. #RNCinCLE"

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1. Girlfight Club ‏ @girlfightclub 19 Jul 2016
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  her speech is reminding me of a #SNL skit
  
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1. TonyD‏ @Dogger55 19 Jul 2016
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  You left out one: -Funeral. #RNCinCLE
  
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1. JE‏ @JEscobar401 20 Jul 2016
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  lmao
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1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 20 Jul 2016
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  #RNCinCLE You don't want Trump giving your wedding toast. He may never come around to mentioning you! RT
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1. Kyle Dotson‏ @datsunwith2os 19 Jul 2016
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  or a retirement party, hall of fame ceremony, funeral...
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1. (((SteveRosen)))‏ @StevenRosen 19 Jul 2016
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  If you are running a banana republic or a monarchy, your kids are as involved as Trump's are.
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1. Sabrina ™®‏ @SRK_SabrinaRose 19 Jul 2016
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  my daddy loves me
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