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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 17 Jul 2016

    Kim Kardashian's Snapchat Schedule Sun: Expose Taylor Mon: We never went to the moon Tues: Who REALLY killed JFK Wed: Jet Fuel 101

    9:25 PM - 17 Jul 2016
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    • Jenny Swaney patdislove89 Claire Clark Frankie Pickles🥀 Zenia Noyes Jason Hollifield Lynette Riley BakchodMama Molly Ward
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      1. JD‏ @cookedblocked 17 Jul 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie

        delete account now

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      1. Matthew Lyon‏ @MagicHonkySauce 17 Jul 2016
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        Thur: My twitter burn can melt steel beams Fri: The Illuminati is real Sat: Paul McCartney is dead. Also, who's Paul McCartney?

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      1. Mycroft Holmes‏ @autonomike 17 Jul 2016
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        lmao

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      1. Shawn Eckhardt‏ @EckhardtShawn 21 Jul 2016
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        really? Come to wine country! Woodinville. Asp!

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      1. Rosie Lee‏ @rosieflee 18 Jul 2016
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        Busy week.

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      1. InVader “Large.... Ah-Brain” Zimm‏ @Inv4der_x_Zimm 18 Jul 2016
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        Let's be real here. Kim probably couldn't understand many of these words, much less comprehending the impact of these events.

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      1. #MobTheVote‏ @EvelynNiessner 17 Jul 2016
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        Forgot naked Thursday

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      1. Djiny‏ @MadjinyL 17 Jul 2016
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        😂😂

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      1. Gregg‏ @bazzyboy25 18 Jul 2016
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        thur: show kooch

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      1. Secret t‏ @Secret____t 17 Jul 2016
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        Watch "Dark Legacy" documentary to see the OPEC- FUNDED regime that killed JFK

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