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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 10 Jul 2016

    Jerrod Carmichael (@NotoriousROD) introduces the first phone specifically designed to record police brutality.https://amp.twimg.com/v/8df3715d-778d-4e95-b01e-24dbb2ef6176 …

    10:12 AM - 10 Jul 2016
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    • Joseph Russo eva thompson ❄ Включение «страшно» в ваш заголовок 💸👑🚬 FeRcHuSS THea... =)) Kamil Solanki 🍻Prankmonkey666🥩 TheOneBeforeJune Xzamn
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      1. Steve‏ @EvilMonkeySteve 10 Jul 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie @NotoriousROD

        PERD!

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      1. Rhonda Davis‏ @Nadacupcakes 10 Jul 2016
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        It's sad but we really need this

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      1. Secret t‏ @Secret____t 10 Jul 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie @NotoriousROD

        you "peacefully protest" your SHAM BLM movement your're not, in fact, VIOLENT...it's the Police you want to MURDER

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      1. whynotnews‏ @WHYnotnews 11 Jul 2016
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        @ACLU #aclu has an app for that.... #serious, #BlackLivesMatter https://www.aclu.org/feature/aclu-apps-record-police-conduct … #AltonSterling

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      1. Ahsraful_Alam‏ @Ahsraful98 10 Jul 2016
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        Lolz

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      1. Kapper the Prego‏ @ohapkap 10 Jul 2016
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        Perd Hapley!!

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      1. Nubian Nemesis‏ @MaryamKarriem 10 Jul 2016
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        Oh shit - whaaat???! #FACTS ltms, shame

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      1. Proy‏ @Proymedics 10 Jul 2016
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        wow....gr8 job

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      1. Samuel Kieth Shields‏ @Samuelshield18 10 Jul 2016
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        maybe not breaking the law would help 😂😂

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      1. Jay‏ @Jayhawkeye2 10 Jul 2016
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        at least until #apple deploys its video disable / kill switch

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      1. Secret t‏ @Secret____t 10 Jul 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie @NotoriousROD

        OF VIOLENT CRIME (Black men aged 13-34) should LOOK IN THE MIRROR instead of LYING TO YOURSELVES that, what, b/c

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      1. Secret t‏ @Secret____t 10 Jul 2016
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        "lynched" between 1882-1968. But you're the "victims!" Maybe the 3% of society RESPONSIBLE FOR THE VAST MAJORITY

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      1. Secret t‏ @Secret____t 10 Jul 2016
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        Right, sure. Blacks commit 560,600 VIOLENT CRIMES vs. Whites & have killed 1400 MORE BLACKS in 2 YEARS than Whites

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      1. Funny Guy‏ @ffunnyguy 10 Jul 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie @NotoriousROD

        funny :)

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      2. Secret t‏ @Secret____t 10 Jul 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie @NotoriousROD

        Tell us, Rod, why has 3% of the population accounted for OVER HALF the MURDERS over the last 30 years? Do tell.

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      3. Pssh What‏ @holyswordex 10 Jul 2016
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        @Secret____t @funnyordie @NotoriousRODpic.twitter.com/G8mDg9CAOZ

        4 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Secret t‏ @Secret____t 10 Jul 2016
        Replying to @holyswordex @funnyordie @NotoriousROD

        What's a matter, can't speak to the statistics?

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      5. Pssh What‏ @holyswordex 11 Jul 2016
        Replying to @Secret____t @funnyordie @NotoriousROD

        you can google everything I said. Btw you said blacks make up3% and not 13%. Where you get that stat😂

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      6. Pssh What‏ @holyswordex 11 Jul 2016
        Replying to @holyswordex @Secret____t and

        first you make up the stat of "3%" and now you are a conspiracy theorist lmaopic.twitter.com/yt44byw36M

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      7. Pssh What‏ @holyswordex 11 Jul 2016
        Replying to @holyswordex @Secret____t and

        just admit you are a racist instead of beating around the bush. This is pathetic.

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