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1. Jacob Gerlach‏ @JacobGerlach1 5 Jul 2016
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  put the laundry outside and step aside and maybe that'll get done too...
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1. Nancy Austin‏ @justnancyaustin 4 Jul 2016
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  This must be a plot to get men out of the only cooking they will do willingly #notbuyingit
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1. PXO# Ghost of Davis‏ @PaulOrt70383715 4 Jul 2016
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  super sexy!!!!
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1. 주아해 전정국 Leemar‏ @ArmyPlanetarium 4 Jul 2016
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  I honestly love This message.. I'm having trouble with my culture cause of gender roles but I'm trying to turn my family around
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1. John Solo ‏ @510warrior 4 Jul 2016
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  funny
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1. SOCIETY BOY‏ @NgSnake 4 Jul 2016
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  #MasculinityIsAPrison fuck yes
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1. Pollyanna Kramer‏ @PollyannaKramer 4 Jul 2016
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  HILARIOUS!
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