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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 28 Jun 2016

    It's time for the Catholic Church to finally apologize for mass being so boring:http://bit.ly/296aom9 

    5:45 PM - 28 Jun 2016
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      1. Catholic Militant‏ @Catholic_Truth 1 Jul 2016
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        @funnyordiepic.twitter.com/wZ1QjNs7zP

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      2. Shannon Bowman‏ @sbowman722 29 Jun 2016
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        as soon as they admit they let children be molested

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      3. patrick-or-treat‏ @CatholicPat 1 Jul 2016
        Replying to @sbowman722

        I believe John Paul II already made apologies on behalf of the bishops responsible for the cover-ups.

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      2. Bob Gerstner‏ @BobGerstner1 28 Jun 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie

        As a recovering Catholic...I concur.

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      3. patrick-or-treat‏ @CatholicPat 1 Jul 2016
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        Id like to hear more about your recovery. DM me :)

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      1. Typical Catholic Guy‏ @TypicalCathGuy 2 Jul 2016
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        Look up what is happening at Mass, I used to think it was super boring too until I found out what is going on. It's awesome!

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      1. Brody O'Donnell‏ @TheBrodRoad 28 Jun 2016
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        I've thought that it's why the more snarky atheists keep talking shit about church. Payback for boring childhood Sundays! XD

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      1. Johnson‏ @Twinpals 3 Jul 2016
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        it's quite unffortunate since no real catholic's head will be turned by ur demonic tongue

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      1. Grace the spooky vagabond‏ @14karatGEM 2 Jul 2016
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        If you think Mass is boring you're probably focusing more on yourself and less on Christ 😉

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      1. Julianne Colunga‏ @JColunga81 2 Jul 2016
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        I like to look at the images and statues and do wordplay with them... It's like playing with angels and saints.

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      1. Ann-Maria‏ @annnieeA 1 Jul 2016
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        then school systems needs to apologize for being boring

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      1. Trev Mac‏ @freelanceminion 29 Jun 2016
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        my youngest daughter will sign this petition.

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      1. Devin "A Very Rude Elevator Screamer" Comiskey‏ @devincomiskey 28 Jun 2016
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        those kids need to stay alert and keep their eyes open at all times!!

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      1. shayne genevieve‏ @rnbwdvrs 28 Jun 2016
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        and for priests raping little girls and boys

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