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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 26 Jun 2016

    Op-Ed by a Great White Shark: "You'd Be So Freaked Out If You Knew Where I Was Right Now" http://bit.ly/29129aY pic.twitter.com/HCbrFUY6dy

    10:23 PM - 26 Jun 2016
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      1. The Awesome News‏ @SecNOfM 26 Jun 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie

        NASA♥Islam http://justpaste.it/zn  Bieber embraces Islam http://justpaste.it/zj  The Pope embraces Islam http://justpaste.it/uu 

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      1. Joyama10‏ @joyama1010 27 Jun 2016
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        You know that if u are inside that thing u will not be alive right

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      1. Lisa Erskine‏ @Lisa_Erskine 26 Jun 2016
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        @GinaGrad OMG!! Plan No Thank You!!! 😱😱😱

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      1. (giac)omo‏ @giacomo0824 27 Jun 2016
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        @daniellealbetta

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      1. flacco71‏ @zetroc71 27 Jun 2016
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        that's a hell of scary monster

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      1. EDWARD MAGA TIRONE‏ @freedomisamyth 27 Jun 2016
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        @Nora_Scotty #GovJerryBrown s True Father and Role Model-Getting a tiny erection over the #Trump protestors beating the innocent

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      1. Eric Sander‏ @eric_shoeman87 27 Jun 2016
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        Sharknado!!!!

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      1. Noah #AR#VR#MR#XR 👓 @ L.E.A.P.  🚀 #Exokit  🚀‏ @Noah_A_S 26 Jun 2016
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        xD

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      1. Hi Neil of Cidi Al-Masry Libya J1C2 & M253 1777 US‏ @0zyx 26 Jun 2016
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        @PublicHealth @USDAFoodSafety @USDOL Instead of Universal Health Care, We need Ubiquitous Diagnostics, MeTric09:19 @MittRomney

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      1. DQd for soccer kicks‏ @SteveCarmenMMA 26 Jun 2016
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        lolol

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      1. Thomas Almirall‏ @DRUMR48 26 Jun 2016
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        Universal Studios?

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