do we at least get one of those waterslide mats to turbo slide through the shit tunnel?
Today is the first day of the rest of your life! The rest of your life will be a never ending tunnel of bullshit btw. #WednesdayWisdom
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Tomorrow's also the first day of the rest of my life and the day after that...
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Your future is ahead of you! And if you find it isn't, for God's sake, turn around! You're going the wrong way!
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I'm a glass half-full person but as a nervous Jew, am worried that the contents of that glass may be polluted!
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well lets wakup and go to sleep in overdrive through lakes of bull excrement alla flush
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....already 20 feet into the tunnel........
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a tunnel is there? You're lucky. No digging.
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OK that got me, that made me laugh
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