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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 12 May 2016

    Help write our 5 word @TheWebbyAwards speech! Tweet suggestions @ us w #Webbys5WordSpeech! We could do it ourselves, we're just really lazy.

    4:02 PM - 12 May 2016
    • 13 Retweets
    • 49 Likes
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    34 replies 13 retweets 49 likes
      1. Ashleigh Alaniz‏ @Texaswildfire82 13 May 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie @TheWebbyAwards

        sorry, sharted in your purse

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      1. #RepealAndReplaceTheGOP‏ @ImThatFriend 12 May 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie @TheWebbyAwards

        ... Nobody was naked (ahem, Kim)! #Webbys5WordSpeech

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      1. Steven Magill‏ @StevenMagill 12 May 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie @TheWebbyAwards

        I like turtles, thanks Johnathon. #Webbys5WordSpeech

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      1. Virginia McLure‏ @vambamf 12 May 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie @TheWebbyAwards

        #Webbys5WordSpeech Head-on apply directly to forehead.

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      1. Derp State I Like Beers  🍺 🍻 🍼 😭‏ @jerkass27 12 May 2016
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        Only here because DVR's broken #Webbys5WordSpeech

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      1. Derp State I Like Beers  🍺 🍻 🍼 😭‏ @jerkass27 12 May 2016
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        Thanks, now do you validate? #Webbys5WordSpeech

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      1. Mike Manos‏ @ECURadioGuy 12 May 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie @TheWebbyAwards

        This thing, yeah it's okay. #Webbys5WordSpeech

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      1. Tom Dillon-McEvoy‏ @TomDillonMcevoy 12 May 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie @TheWebbyAwards

        #Webbys5WordSpeech Will Ferrell's not here, sorry

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      1. Florian Barbarino‏ @fbontheweb 12 May 2016
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        #Webbys5WordSpeech! Its about damn time folks!

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      1. MVP‏ @UFMVP 12 May 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie @TheWebbyAwards

        "What is a Webby Award?"

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      1. JonathanTolp‏ @JonathanTolp 12 May 2016
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        Thank you diehard funny fans! #Webbys5WordSpeech

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      1. Derp State I Like Beers  🍺 🍻 🍼 😭‏ @jerkass27 12 May 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie @TheWebbyAwards

        Does. This. Come. With. Cash. #Webbys5WordSpeech

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      1. Keith Sellers‏ @MKeithSellers 12 May 2016
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        "We are just, REALLY lazy."

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      1. Jenni Porterfield‏ @JenniPxox 12 May 2016
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        I love cobwebs, don't you!?!?!

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      1. Chance K‏ @ChancedOut 12 May 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie @TheWebbyAwards

        this is all bull shit

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      1. TrevorMoneyTeam‏ @TrevorCopeland6 12 May 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie @TheWebbyAwards

        I'm not surprised motha fuccas

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      1. Josh Agnew‏ @m1994a3jagnew 12 May 2016
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        you all can suck it.

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      1. Skeletal Triggerman Nut Zach‏ @TheNutZach 12 May 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie @TheWebbyAwards

        I didn't kill that hooker.

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      2. Skeletal Triggerman Nut Zach‏ @TheNutZach 12 May 2016
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        I didn't kill that hooker #Webbys5WordSpeech

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