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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 9 May 2016

    The 10 Most Ridiculous Things From Last Night's 'Fear The Walking Dead' http://bit.ly/1QWJCah  #FearTWDpic.twitter.com/xBDQWJysAz

    1:32 PM - 9 May 2016
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    • Jessica Vocque Scott FeRcHuSS THea... =)) Chloe The Nerd Klassic_Kwame Adrian Estrella Ara_nife Dashiell Driscoll CHRIS
    Dashiell Driscoll
    10 replies 37 retweets 106 likes
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      2. J Musselman‏ @jmuss67 9 May 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie @dashiell could've done twenty this week.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Dashiell Driscoll‏Verified account @dashiell 9 May 2016
        Replying to @jmuss67

        @jmuss67 thing that got cut- -binocular POV shot -Alicia's new job -strand's lips are so gross -Spanish subtitles = my new fav character

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. J Musselman‏ @jmuss67 9 May 2016
        Replying to @dashiell

        @dashiell Nothing for random dude chasing Hero dad down a pier while zombie Jesse McCartney eats his brother's arm?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Dashiell Driscoll‏Verified account @dashiell 9 May 2016
        Replying to @jmuss67

        @jmuss67 I mean I can never get to everything!

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      2. nmtyler12‏ @nmtyler12 9 May 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie @dashiell Smh at why that chick was so pissed at Hero Dad in particular?!? You have awesome taste in beer and candy bars, btw!

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      3. Dashiell Driscoll‏Verified account @dashiell 9 May 2016
        Replying to @nmtyler12

        @nmtyler12 thank you! That means a lot considering those are my two favorite things

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. nmtyler12‏ @nmtyler12 9 May 2016
        Replying to @dashiell

        @dashiell I want to try the pineapple Sculpin yet, and if someone doesn't like Kit Kats, well then I don't even want to know them.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Dashiell Driscoll‏Verified account @dashiell 9 May 2016
        Replying to @nmtyler12

        @nmtyler12 pineapple ones were a letdown for me personally but you might enjoy them! Roll the dice!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. nmtyler12‏ @nmtyler12 9 May 2016
        Replying to @dashiell

        @dashiell Haha I'll try one for sure!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Leigh‏ @Leigh_Amy13 9 May 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie @dashiell I'm still laughing at Salazar putting iodine on the giant wooden stake sticking out of the dudes abdomen.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. carl hayhoe‏ @carlosno1 9 May 2016
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        @funnyordie @dashiell love your articles on this its like you rite down my thoughts 😂 Chris is the new carl for me annoying 😠 keep it up

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      2. Jacob M‏ @truepineapples 9 May 2016
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        @funnyordie @dashiell HOW DID HE GET FRESH PARSLEY?!?!!

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      1. Michael Carman‏ @Arc_Light 10 May 2016
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        @funnyordie The characters of Madison Clark and Alicia Clark are too stupid for words. Just unbelievable.

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      1. ǝɯǝıɥʇ ɟɟǝɾ‏ @JeffThieme 9 May 2016
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        Based off this screencap, I would love to see Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman as that kid as "Chris." @funnyordiepic.twitter.com/NG5yzLgrKA

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      1. Bucco75‏ @ebay_bucco75 9 May 2016
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        @funnyordie @dashiell http://m.ebay.com/itm/Hand-Made-REAL-Wood-Cigar-Box-Acid-8x6-Drew-Estate-No-Labels-/291756066239?nav=SEARCH …

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      1. kenneth‏ @I_Solace_I 9 May 2016
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        @funnyordie @dashiell #1: It's continuation

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