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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 19 Apr 2016

    Happy #PrimaryDay! Get out there and vote! Just hopefully not for a total piece of shit.

    1:23 PM - 19 Apr 2016
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      2. LaFlower‏ @faajjf 19 Apr 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie the odds are against us...

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      3. Michael Barone‏ @mbarone228 19 Apr 2016
        Replying to @faajjf

        @faajjf @funnyordie That doesnt make us wrong....

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      4. LaFlower‏ @faajjf 19 Apr 2016
        Replying to @mbarone228

        @mbarone228 @funnyordie definitely not

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      5. Michael Barone‏ @mbarone228 19 Apr 2016
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        @faajjf @funnyordie ;)

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      6. LaFlower‏ @faajjf 19 Apr 2016
        Replying to @mbarone228

        @mbarone228 @funnyordie ...or at least we believe we are! =]

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      7. Michael Barone‏ @mbarone228 19 Apr 2016
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        @faajjf @funnyordie At least we know there are two of us left....

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      8. LaFlower‏ @faajjf 19 Apr 2016
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        @mbarone228 @funnyordie ...Thank God the only two left are self proclaim intelligent!

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      9. Michael Barone‏ @mbarone228 19 Apr 2016
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        @faajjf @mbarone228 @funnyordie Its all good....we have to be.....I have the East, you have the Central....who can we find out West??

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      1. Matt Cook‏ @mcook43 19 Apr 2016
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        @funnyordie sadly that's all that's out there

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      1. hoompa3‏ @hoompa3 19 Apr 2016
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        @funnyordie @ErinRRichards dont worry im not voting for hillary. you're good

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      1. Kristopher Chambers‏ @diesaltrucks 19 Apr 2016
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        @funnyordie which one really is though!!!

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      1. Sue Schreiner‏ @SchreinerSue 19 Apr 2016
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        @funnyordie since that's all to pick from-stay home?

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      1. PuzzleHunter Ibmthi‏ @IBM30RPG 19 Apr 2016
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        @funnyordie If you vote for no one, that's just like letting other people decide for you with the same options.

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      1. Redpanda‏ @rdpandagurl 19 Apr 2016
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        @funnyordie so vote for no one? #PrimaryDay

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      1. Branden muchi‏ @BrandonMuchi 19 Apr 2016
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        @funnyordie think of the ballot as a toilet... where all the votes are shity and it just leads to a pile of deep shut hehe #dead

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      1. #thebetteryou‏ @kirkfan1701 19 Apr 2016
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        @funnyordie the only real way to judge which candidate is a piece of shit is through the lens of history

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      1. Michael Barone‏ @mbarone228 19 Apr 2016
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        @funnyordie looks like the lowest turnout in history then.....

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