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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 31 Mar 2016

    Leaked memo reveals Trump's proposed punishments for women seeking abortions: http://bit.ly/1UGhNe1 pic.twitter.com/KR6SybZoUS

    5:21 PM - 31 Mar 2016
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    21 replies 49 retweets 117 likes
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      2. Beverly Ault‏ @BevlovesronAult 31 Mar 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie Yeah !! And go to jail for having a miscarriage too !!

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Persistent Woman‏ @PixMichelle 31 Mar 2016
        Replying to @BevlovesronAult

        @BevlovesronAult @funnyordie Every miscarriage would be the subject of police investigation. Rachel Maddow broke it all down tonight.

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      2. Isha Kasey‏ @kasey_isha 31 Mar 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie I say trump dies!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Logan Pind‏ @loganpind12 31 Mar 2016
        Replying to @kasey_isha

        @kasey_isha @funnyordie Then Ben Carson will be Vice President 🚂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Isha Kasey‏ @kasey_isha 1 Apr 2016
        Replying to @loganpind12

        @loganpind12 @funnyordie idc as Lon gas trump doesn't win

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      5. Isha Kasey‏ @kasey_isha 1 Apr 2016
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        @loganpind12 as long as trump doesn't win*

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Camiyah Smith‏ @CamiyahSmith12 31 Mar 2016
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        @funnyordie I think Donald Trump is the craziest man on earth , who punishes women for abortions.

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      2. Pikkeltuk Wunderkurt‏ @Pikkeltuk 31 Mar 2016
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        @funnyordie is he running for commander of isis?

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      2. Mia Borowiak‏ @redrejectmia 31 Mar 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie I know one lady who should have had an abortion... #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Logan Pind‏ @loganpind12 31 Mar 2016
        Replying to @redrejectmia

        @redrejectmia @funnyordie Yeah your mom and it's terrible how you think murder is ok

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      4. Mia Borowiak‏ @redrejectmia 31 Mar 2016
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        @loganpind12 @funnyordie I wish my mom did to be honest, who would chose to live in a world where Trump runs for president and people starve

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      5. Logan Pind‏ @loganpind12 1 Apr 2016
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        @redrejectmia @funnyordie People are already starving especially veterans

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      6. Mia Borowiak‏ @redrejectmia 1 Apr 2016
        Replying to @loganpind12

        @loganpind12 @funnyordie exactly, so what's the point of bringing more people into an already overpopulated planet?

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      1. Dakota Martin‏ @LilTiger1245 1 Apr 2016
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        @funnyordie Go tump I will vote for u 😜

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      1. Patriotic American‏ @AutumnsCorner 31 Mar 2016
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        @funnyordie What about punishments for having babies with #TinyCockComboverMan

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      1. Logan Pind‏ @loganpind12 31 Mar 2016
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        @funnyordie Good babies need a chance to live

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      1. marc london‏ @marclondon10510 31 Mar 2016
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        @funnyordie priceless thanks

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