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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 25 Mar 2016

    A message from the North Carolina tourism board, reminding you of all the fun straight things you can do there.https://amp.twimg.com/v/67d0cba3-f0f2-4d32-94fb-ee0eecfefcf9 …

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      2. JEFF BOYLES‏ @JEFFBOYLES22 25 Mar 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie if you want freaks in the rest room with your kids they should put you in jail and take your kids away from you. #pedaphiles

        10 replies 3 retweets 5 likes
      3. Candace Aylor  🌹 ✊ ❤️ 🏳️‍🌈‏ @CandaceAylor 25 Mar 2016
        Replying to @JEFFBOYLES22

        @JEFFBOYLES22 @funnyordie it must feel terrible to be so scared all the time.

        1 reply 1 retweet 27 likes
      4. JEFF BOYLES‏ @JEFFBOYLES22 25 Mar 2016
        Replying to @CandaceAylor

        @CandaceAylor bring that gay shit into a restroom my kids are in and I will beat them within an inch of their life.

        4 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Candace Aylor  🌹 ✊ ❤️ 🏳️‍🌈‏ @CandaceAylor 25 Mar 2016
        Replying to @JEFFBOYLES22

        @JEFFBOYLES22 why so angry? Is that what Jesus would do?

        2 replies 1 retweet 21 likes
      6. JEFF BOYLES‏ @JEFFBOYLES22 26 Mar 2016
        Replying to @CandaceAylor

        @CandaceAylor I'm not Jesus and he would say go and sin no more, not fight to go in a restroom with innocent kids

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      7. Candace Aylor  🌹 ✊ ❤️ 🏳️‍🌈‏ @CandaceAylor 26 Mar 2016
        Replying to @JEFFBOYLES22

        @JEFFBOYLES22 so you AND Jesus would "beat them within an inch of their life"? Just exactly who will you & JC be pummeling? Your kids, gays?

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      8. L Barto‏ @LBarto_1952 27 Mar 2016
        Replying to @CandaceAylor

        @CandaceAylor @JEFFBOYLES22 Where did Jeff say that he and Jesus would act together? Even a liberal should be accurate with their attacks.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      9. Candace Aylor  🌹 ✊ ❤️ 🏳️‍🌈‏ @CandaceAylor 27 Mar 2016
        Replying to @LBarto_1952

        Oh, just flavorful hyperbole @LBarto_1952. But, looks like "attacks" will come from @JEFFBOYLES22 & good old-fashioned Christian violence

        8 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Alisa‏ @Alisa_Morse 25 Mar 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie I love living in NC, but the politics are embarrassing.

        2 replies 1 retweet 19 likes
      3. L Barto‏ @LBarto_1952 27 Mar 2016
        Replying to @Alisa_Morse

        @Alisa_Morse @funnyordie Why would you be embarrassed by people protecting kids? This video totally misrepresents what was done.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4.  🏳️‍🌈 ♿ Ad'm Martin  🖖‏ @queercrip 10 Apr 2016
        Replying to @LBarto_1952

        @LBarto_1952 Mate, just a friendly reminder that on twitter responses need to be pithy #TooManyTweets

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. L Barto‏ @LBarto_1952 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @queercrip

        @queercrip if that kind of post feeds your ego, go for it. It seemed like a useless post to me.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. L Barto‏ @LBarto_1952 27 Mar 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie I do not see how it is funny or advances the discussion when something like this totally represents the purpose of the legisla

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. L Barto‏ @LBarto_1952 27 Mar 2016
        Replying to @LBarto_1952

        @funnyordie bad time for a typo---should read 'totally misrepresents the purpose' Hopefully the rest of the post made that obvious.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Flavia Colgan‏ @FlaviaColgan 25 Mar 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie Great video! Well done. The only thing funny about #HB2 which stinks! #onelove

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      1. L Barto‏ @LBarto_1952 27 Mar 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie needs of others at all. What does lying about the legislation actually accomplish. Bashing anyone that speaks up for themselves

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      1. L Barto‏ @LBarto_1952 27 Mar 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie there with her. My rights as a Dad should also be respected. If someone has a different need, then there should be a dialogue to

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      1. L Barto‏ @LBarto_1952 27 Mar 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie does not accomplish anything, but many liberals seem to think they can simple lie about the people who take a position different

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      1. L Barto‏ @LBarto_1952 27 Mar 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie find a solution, don't just ignore my needs and rights. This video was prepared by people who did not try to understand the

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