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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 22 Feb 2016

    George W. Bush texts Jeb about dropping out of the presidential race: http://bit.ly/1oyj0Wz pic.twitter.com/pdwkhhfYdC

    5:00 PM - 22 Feb 2016
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      2. Jonathan Danzak‏ @DANZAK47 22 Feb 2016
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie @0marAhmed

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      3. Omar‏ @0marAhmed 22 Feb 2016
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        @DANZAK47 lmao this is awesome 😂😂

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      4. Jonathan Danzak‏ @DANZAK47 22 Feb 2016
        Replying to @0marAhmed

        @0marAhmed I figured that you'd enjoy that

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      1. Loading..‏ @error404tweet 22 Feb 2016
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        @funnyordie Waht Jeb is Georges brother! I did no that

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      1. Caitlin Turner‏ @TurnerOfScrews 22 Feb 2016
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        “@funnyordie: George W. Bush texts Jeb about dropping out of the presidential race: http://bit.ly/1oyj0Wz  pic.twitter.com/O1TEfQ8Sv8”

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      1. Secret t‏ @Secret____t 22 Feb 2016
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        @funnyordie In related news, the foreign-funded W cannot "contract away" the People's rights via State Action due to the abuse of discretion

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      1. Jasonlmurphy‏ @TheMurphanator1 22 Feb 2016
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        @funnyordie who's the dickhead that wrote the article but left out what the actual message was?

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      1. Tommy Griffith‏ @tommyj2178 22 Feb 2016
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        @funnyordie poor Jeb.

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      1. ali mirza‏ @AliMirza2k 22 Feb 2016
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        @funnyordie Totally adding this to my #Dallas #Startups curated blog #iSocialYou :) http://rbl.ms/1LDiTOZ 

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      1. Bob Gerstner‏ @BobGerstner1 22 Feb 2016
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        @funnyordie Meanwhile: Carson presses on after "Bug Eyed Aliens From Neptune" assure him he has a shot.

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      1. Secret t‏ @Secret____t 22 Feb 2016
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        @funnyordie would turn the Declaration of Independence from foreign-monarchs on its head (see, e.g., W's Saudi puppeteer); isn't that true?

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      1. Secret t‏ @Secret____t 22 Feb 2016
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        @funnyordie to assert that ANY "elected official" could "use State Action to injure the People" is as non sequitur as "paying for Iraq"

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      1. Secret t‏ @Secret____t 22 Feb 2016
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        @funnyordie much less "put the People on the hook" for the direct or indirect "Common Defense/General Welfare costs" of Iraq & the WMD fraud

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