@funnyordie @irelandkramerr this reminds me of u 
Enjoy the salad, Carol. We'll be over here living our best lives with a large pepperoni pie.pic.twitter.com/6OlAekWn0k
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@funnyordie Just look how thin Carol is.....what an idiot. EAT-A-SOME-A-PIZZA-PIE!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie live the BEST life, and eat bothThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie Even@funnyordie feels the need to keep the White/Black ratio even in their satire...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie Enjoy your salad Carol, I'm having Chipotle and I got the place all to myself!pic.twitter.com/JsVEpGwkDY
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@amypirolli_@funnyordie That's bullshit, Real friends tell them that shit weirdThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie she dosent need a diet she seems healthy alreadyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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