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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 9 Feb 2016

    14 GIFs Of Professional Thieves Who Should Probably Lose Their Jobs http://bit.ly/1QqjODV pic.twitter.com/pfDeKswsIy

    11:30 PM - 9 Feb 2016
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      1. Karin Langlais‏ @ktlanglais 10 Feb 2016
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        @funnyordie The person who cleaned that glass so well, may have gotten a raise though.

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      1. ChocolateSylk61‏ @ChocolateSylk61 11 Feb 2016
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        @funnyordie #I like that silly criminal lol

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      1. Ward Valen Bond‏ @Ward113448 10 Feb 2016
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        @funnyordie #wtf

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      1. Brandon Huertas‏ @BrandonHuertas4 10 Feb 2016
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        @funnyordie jajajaja

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      1. Lee Kelly‏ @LeeKelly19 10 Feb 2016
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        @funnyordie can't make this up!

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      1. Nutmeg‏ @nutmeg 10 Feb 2016
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        @funnyordie drugs and or stupidity likely the cause

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      1. Pedro Velazquez‏ @PedroVe03837106 9 Feb 2016
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        @funnyordie jajajaj

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      1. Aaron Lankford‏ @LankfordAaron 9 Feb 2016
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        @funnyordie he was running so fast his brain couldn't keep up with the direction he was going in

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      1. Maksudur Rahman‏ @Maksudu19927475 11 Feb 2016
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        @funnyordie so nice

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      1. Richard Kreider‏ @Richard_Kreider 10 Feb 2016
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        @funnyordie That was here in Perth, and years ago. Still funnee.

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      1. Mari Tsulukidze‏ @TsulukidzeMari 10 Feb 2016
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        @funnyordie wov it is fantastiq

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      1. Corey Bizzaro‏ @CoreyBizzaro 10 Feb 2016
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        @funnyordie Karma?

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      1. Sweb reza‏ @SwebReza 10 Feb 2016
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        @funnyordie http://dollartab.com/?ref=286280 

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      1. Spookstiffer Humongus‏ @Donkey1_1 10 Feb 2016
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        @funnyordie ran straight through that glass. Pretty impressive

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