@funnyordie Why isn't "A Sweat" a choice? Or "eating binge"?
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@funnyordie Also that, but thats really a given with him, isn't it


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@funnyordie only if the leg is from a turkey.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I was laughing that it was 100% for chair-until I realized I was the sole voter at that time...
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@funnyordie - The answer to that is: break through the competition's concepts of what the President's job is.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie Knee...because I think he's MafiaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie BridgeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie It IS Fat Tuesday, maybe this is Christie's time!#NewHampshirePrimaryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie just don't break the condomThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie VOTES...WRONG! See enclosed photos! Darn it! MADE ME HUNGRY, BYE!! https://www.google.com/search?q=photos+gourmet+food&rlz=1C1PRFC_enUS669US669&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiizcTAtOvKAhXK4SYKHdEZDq0QsAQIHw&biw=1164&bih=588 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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...you face?
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