Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Greatest Advancements In Human History: -Fire -The Wheel -Electricity -Antiseptics -Sandwich Delivery Apps"

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1. hunterkarkau‏ @hunterk421 5 Dec 2015
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  @funnyordie lol
  
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1. Lucky Neckbeard‏ @mdekeyser11 5 Dec 2015
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  @funnyordie - @jimmyjohns sucks.
  
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1. spooky sausage‏ @hacketmale 5 Dec 2015
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  @funnyordie May I add some? -Nintendo -Pizza -Chocolate milk
  
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1. DW Recovery‏ @recoveryburton 10 Dec 2015
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  @funnyordie thanks for sharing Funny Or Die, have a great Thursday :) (insight by http://commun.it )
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1. Future Miracle 未ら来る‏ @miraioritekita 5 Dec 2015
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  Funny Or Die Greatest Advancements In Human History Thank you very much @funnyordie
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1. C. A. Cunningham‏ @thecaroleann 5 Dec 2015
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  @funnyordie Plus also microwave ovens and zip lock bags.
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1. Dennis Stillman‏ @DennisNobody 5 Dec 2015
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  @funnyordie You forgot the toilet (and processed foods).
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1. Carla Wanzer‏ @CarlaWanzer 5 Dec 2015
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  @funnyordie Charles
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1. JayZ‏ @JayZammie 5 Dec 2015
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  @funnyordie indoor plumbing
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1. Tunde‏ @tunnybravo 5 Dec 2015
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  @funnyordie paper tweets
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1. Ryan Spencer‏ @NotRyanSpencer 5 Dec 2015
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  @funnyordie you meant women, right?
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1. Ben Hess‏ @BGHess11 5 Dec 2015
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  @funnyordie you missed the air conditioner
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1. smokey-eyedSalmon‏ @BloggerX1 5 Dec 2015
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  @funnyordie bullshit...i can always ride my bike for a sammich, but having that condom in the wallet when my beer goggles see straight...
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