@funnyordie @melanieswagner ........ But I'm lactose intolerant.......
It's #NationalDessertDay! Go eat ice cream! Also eat ice cream tomorrow. Ice cream is the fucking best, eat ice cream every god damn day. 
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@parkerfayee99@funnyordie you should get that fixed.
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@melanieswagner@funnyordie ......yes, because I have so much control over that! -
@parkerfayee99@funnyordie there is! You can take medicine before eating ice cream. It's a thing! -
@melanieswagner@funnyordie I do! It doesn't help!!
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@funnyordie The only day you shouldn't eat ice cream is Festivus.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie Advice taken! Done!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie yes, ice cream on brownies, ice cream on pie, ice cream cake. Ice cream rocks!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie I love itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Every day, as much as possible
@funnyordie.#ALLTHEICECREAM http://bit.ly/dessertdaypsyop pic.twitter.com/rTinlQVEiIThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie I liked you until you used the GD term. Sorry but I have to unfollow you...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie ice cream is the best...next to anal...perhaps you can combine them both?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie eating ice cream as I live tweet my treatage@portioncenterThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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