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@funnyordie "And then I'd be all 'PEW PEW PEW' and then I'd totally be like 'BWOOSH!'"

@funnyordie HEY PLANES, Not in my america! LOLOLOL

@funnyordie how do people actually believe this crap?

@funnyordie go Ben!!!!!!!

@funnyordie - #Carson would be the first to scream like a woman and faint if he was in that situation. He is a cold hearted big mouth coward

@funnyordie The nominee most likely to have 'nades on'em is the one who gets my vote. That's how I pick'em. :)

@funnyordie that's ridiculous. The narrow minded liberals will read and believe this. Ridiculous stuff like this is their news.

@funnyordie Does anyone else think he sounds a little phenobarbital high?

@funnyordie @20Children How can we actually have this stupidity in the race for president! In 2015?? Unbelievable!!

@funnyordie Carson git my vote

@funnyordie I want some of what he is smoking!

@funnyordie "It's crazy that those victims let themselves be shot." I'm pretty sure they were never in that situation before to prepare 4 it

You guys are aware of the fact that Ben Carson is a Christian and the killer singled out Christians, right? @funnyordie

@funnyordie He could have saved a lot of time and breath and just said, "Hey, guys! I'm an asshole!"

@funnyordie Whoopi should have smacked him right in the mouth.

@funnyordie At any rate, I hope he never has to deal with this.