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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 30 Sep 2015

    Kanye West texts Ben Carson about being his personal doctor: http://bit.ly/1FIEurx pic.twitter.com/isTyIh3PAW

    12:31 PM - 30 Sep 2015
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    ye and Ben & Candy Carson
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      1. Mary Loper‏ @MLoper38 30 Sep 2015
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        @funnyordie I hear Michael Jackson's doctor is looking for work, Kanye

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      1. Kevin Rollins‏ @rollins1971 1 Oct 2015
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        @funnyordie @kanyewest @RealBenCarson Dr Carson is true American Christian, shocking kanye wanting to talk to him.

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      1. Karen Kennedy‏ @karenkennedy251 30 Sep 2015
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        @funnyordie @kanyewest @RealBenCarson Kanye West does need brain surgery for sure

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      1. 4ever kardashian‏ @JolieKardashian 30 Sep 2015
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        @funnyordie @kanyewest @RealBenCarson y'all stupid

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      1. Candi Minor‏ @CandiMinor 30 Sep 2015
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        @funnyordie @kanyewest @RealBenCarson ~ lmfao. Well, K isn't known 4 a brilliant mind. That #POS murdering SOB 'dr' shouldn't be out of jail

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      1. D‏ @DaveT1983 30 Sep 2015
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        @funnyordie @kanyewest @RealBenCarson FOD hired former Obama staffer (propagandist) Jenkins to write anti-GOP posts for their political wing

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      1. D‏ @DaveT1983 30 Sep 2015
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        @funnyordie @kanyewest @RealBenCarson Still waiting for Brad Jenkins to write one post bashing on a liberal. #FODisLiberalPropoganda

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      1. Ralph Gogliormella‏ @goglior 30 Sep 2015
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        @funnyordie @kanyewest @RealBenCarson He shouldn't be addressed as president, cause he's not

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      1. Ralph Gogliormella‏ @goglior 30 Sep 2015
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        @funnyordie @kanyewest @RealBenCarson West,,do you think your the only person in this world that matters ???? !!!!

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      1. Karen‏ @ksadair 30 Sep 2015
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        @funnyordie @kanyewest @RealBenCarson Good choice...Kayne needs a brain transplant.

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      1. Robert Burks‏ @chupracabrafilm 30 Sep 2015
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        @funnyordie @kanyewest @RealBenCarson Can't stand Kanye (what a piece of ....)and Ben Carson? Way to "soft" to ever be a prsident.

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      1. Mazzeo Law‏ @MazzeoPILaw 30 Sep 2015
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        @funnyordie @kanyewest @RealBenCarson they belong together.. a match born of idiocy

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