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@funnyordie Some corporations can move couches but they don't do it for pizza and/or beer.

@funnyordie I'll think corporations are people the day Texas executes one

@funnyordie Corporations can help move a couch, but they will charge you.

@funnyordie @DerekCressman signed

@funnyordie @DerekCressman A corporation is nothing more than a piece of paper. The owners of that piece of paper can act for it.

@funnyordie If it's a nice couch they'll move it the their crib as they take all your stuff. Check out CA Prop 49 http://www.yesonca49.com/ 

@funnyordie @RuleByUs Courts alienate citizens from voting privileges when corps allowed to speak on ballot measures and political campaigns

@funnyordie @RuleByUs Corporations are legal inventions, multi-national non-citizens.

@funnyordie @DerekCressman I agree

@funnyordie @YoBenCohen corporations are the 1% that keep the 99% buying into their BS.... Stockholm Syndrome at it"s best.

@funnyordie @StampStampede all corporations that operate here are engaged in criminal acts and must be prosecuted!

@funnyordie Corporations are people? Then how about the Death Penalty for some. Like AIG and Goldman Sachs!

@funnyordie Not too many people will help you move a couch.

@funnyordie can they pick you up from the airport?

@funnyordie so, a corporation paid to move my couch.... Does that count?

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