Funny Or Die on Twitter: "“I Just Wanted to Get On Unemployment! But I Miscalculated And Now I’m Going To Jail And I’m Scared.” by Kim Davis: http://t.co/Sif6V1bK76"

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1. Bob Fishell‏ @BobFishell 3 Sep 2015
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  @funnyordie @TammaraMaiden1 sorry, Kim, but you don't get unemployment if you're shitcanned for cause. Jail, however...
  
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1. Eileen Cummins‏ @CustomLinwoods 3 Sep 2015
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  @funnyordie new cast member #OITNB.
  
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1. Bijan C. Bayne‏ @bijancbayne 3 Sep 2015
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  .@funnyordie @FilmFatale_NYC Tonight, she will become someone's bae. Without a marriage license. Without protesting jack--- about the Bible.
  
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1. Ann Mcalister‏ @annmcalister46 4 Sep 2015
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  @funnyordie that's not funny she's standing up for what she believes in!! We need more people like her.
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1. Greg‏ @oldgreg003 4 Sep 2015
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  @funnyordie messed up, what people will do in order to not work and get money
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1. John Edward Skilling‏ @JeSkills 4 Sep 2015
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  @funnyordie Kim Davis Straight otta marriage licenses
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1. melora‏ @melora72 4 Sep 2015
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  @funnyordie You get unemployment if you leave your job, not if you quit it or get fired for not doing your duties. You weren't eligible.
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1. Elmer J. Fudd ‏ @elmerjfudd2012 3 Sep 2015
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  @funnyordie just suck it #KimDavis
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1. Dany Shaewolfe‏ @DanyShaeWolfe 3 Sep 2015
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  @funnyordie that's kinda a scam, glad she didn't get away with it
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1. KaiserSnowse‏ @KaiserSnowse 3 Sep 2015
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  @funnyordie does this mean @nexttokimdavis gets her desk and hairstyle? Who gets the Diet Mountain Dew?
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1. Lapacazo Sandoval‏ @Lapacazo 3 Sep 2015
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  @funnyordie @FilmFatale_NYC http://amsterdamnews.com/news/2015/aug/13/jason-mitchell-new-game-easy-e-compton/ …
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1. cwujek‏ @christinewujek 3 Sep 2015
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  @funnyordie at the expense of others #hein
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1. Yossarian17‏ @hennessanity 3 Sep 2015
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  @funnyordie #NoZealots #DoYourJob ** #KimDavis will soon learn in jail you don't need a "license" for same-sex unions, just a broom handle.
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1. James Davis‏ @Graybush777 3 Sep 2015
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  @funnyordie but in her defense the didn't have snickers.
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