@funnyordie bet he doesn't ask for double meat
Jared Fogle's new weight loss program: 1) Enter prison 2) Run for his fucking life for 5-7 years
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@funnyordie new diet " beanies and weenies"!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie he'll come out ripped and full of muscle, have taken multiple "bitches", and will have implemented a "sammich only" systemThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie well damn.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie do you think he'll still have that smile after getting a couple foot longs?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie I'm bettin' he'll be getting a new kind of a foot long in prison.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie No, Mr. Short Eyes will enter that weight loss program favored by Brahms: Decomposing. I give him 5-7 months before he startsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie to bad he couldnt make a 'club' for his behind steering wheelThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie #3. Get used to the word "footlong" meaning something entirely different!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie no my question is will he choose the 6" or foot long roflma!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie There's a really bad subway joke here. I'm just too lazy to think of it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie PROOF that the truth is funnier than fiction:https://twitter.com/dmataconis/status/634095835802898434 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie In addition to being locked up and railed in the ass repeatedly, he'll have to hear thousands of hacky jokes the whole time.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie Five dollar foot longs no more, they're free for the taking. Another foot long diet for Ole' Jared.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie prison rape is HILARIOUSThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie .....lmfao!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie insert funny foot long dick joke hereThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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