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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 18 Aug 2015

    Jared Fogle from Subway reportedly accepting a plea deal. His attorneys assure him it's a good deal, comes with chips or cookies. NOT BOTH.

    2:15 PM - 18 Aug 2015
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      2. M.Morhardt‏ @MarcM3365 18 Aug 2015
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie Jared will be accepting foot longs in the back door however

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      1. (((MikeyMikeMike)))‏ @mikeycobaugh 18 Aug 2015
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        @funnyordie I heard the sentence will be 10.5 months. It's supposed to be 12 but those year sentences aren't as long as they say.

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      1. Jim Gilhooly‏ @JimGilhooly1957 18 Aug 2015
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        @funnyordie It's a weighty decision

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      1. greg moore‏ @gregmoo95677592 1 Sep 2015
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        @funnyordie sicko

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      1. Sam Snort‏ @Isnortsports 19 Aug 2015
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        @funnyordie U just lost my clicks, making stupid jokes about child porn and under age sex is sick. #gawker #boycottfunnyordie #jaredfogel

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      1. Ashburning‏ @johnnylocal 18 Aug 2015
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        @funnyordie @RedskinsCult Good news Jared,, you can keep the five dollars, and your still getting the footlong. #prisonlife

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      1. The Daily Show Couch‏ @TDSCouch 18 Aug 2015
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        @funnyordie looks like Jared is going to get his foot longs in ways he never imagined possible

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      1. Cory  🏒 🇨🇦 🍂 🍁‏ @corydtweets 18 Aug 2015
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        @funnyordie @tweetkatylou but is his plea deal toasted?

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      1. Lisa A. Stevenson V.‏ @Lisannevlt 18 Aug 2015
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        @funnyordie so does this mean he admits on his favorite kind of sandwich?

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      1. Drew's a Daddy!‏ @NiceDrewishFela 18 Aug 2015
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        @funnyordie Must also publicly admit its not really a "Foot long".

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      1. Pumpkin Spiced Ollie‏ @O_Ree_Ba 18 Aug 2015
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        @funnyordie if he doesn't get a receipt the lawyers services are free

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      1. Wes Stephens‏ @RockyTop_VA 19 Aug 2015
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        https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMuoebGW8AE8pDJ.png … @funnyordie

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      1. Dr Beth‏ @BethRocchioMD 19 Aug 2015
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        @funnyordie maybe he had a food addiction and didn't have recovery so he switched addictions. Raise awareness of food addiction and recovery

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      1. BLAZO!! Comedy Network‏ @BlazoNetwork 18 Aug 2015
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        @funnyordie Yea and part of his deal is #SUBWAY had to do an apology commercialhttp://youtu.be/J9JVOiD4o0w 

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      1. Allen Snyder‏ @allensnydermus1 18 Aug 2015
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        @funnyordie I heard the new deal includes a six-inch rather than the 12 inch so it can't be that good.

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