Funny Or Die on Twitter: "It's a miracle everyone in America hasn't bitten off at least one finger while eating french fries."

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1. italo figueroa‏ @italofigueroa2 18 Jul 2015
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  @funnyordie I bit my nail
  
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1. Steven‏ @stevieray1986 18 Jul 2015
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  @funnyordie I've had lots of close calls though
  
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1. Dylan Bredeau‏ @Dylaus 19 Jul 2015
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  @funnyordie I keep thinking they're carrots! :(
  
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1. Lyann Marrero‏ @lyannM101 18 Jul 2015
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  @funnyordie lol
  
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1. Goobd2.com‏ @Goobd2Com 19 Jul 2015
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  @funnyordie wanna taste!
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1. Mystic Enderman‏ @lolburgersrule 19 Jul 2015
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  @funnyordie I always get some random ketchup on my finger and i say "let me clean up my finger that has ketchup"
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1. McNabGP‏ @McNaGarr 19 Jul 2015
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  @funnyordie I bit my finger eating carrot sticks
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1. OneEarth OneHumanity‏ @OneEarthOneHuma 19 Jul 2015
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  @funnyordie #Apathy is the true enemy of #peace - please watch&Retweet - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWlwTQMWMu4 … - if you believe Peace is possible
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1. lilyroseloire‏ @lilyroseloire 18 Jul 2015
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  @funnyordie stop trolling us, Ariana Grande!
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1. James D Tucker‏ @jdtucker56 18 Jul 2015
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  @funnyordie Not Fund
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1. Ben Ahlin‏ @BenAhlin 18 Jul 2015
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  @funnyordie 'merica- where even the pussy is fattening
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1. Darkest Angel‏ @darkestangl445 18 Jul 2015
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  @funnyordie I came pretty close the other day
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1. Bernadette Guerriero‏ @nursiepo 18 Jul 2015
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  @funnyordie not funny, stupid
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1. Steven Raaen‏ @SteveRaaen 18 Jul 2015
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  @funnyordie This one is "or die"
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