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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 26 Jun 2015

    Any conservatives have an ETA on the whole marrying pets thing? Been waiting on that for a minute, it sounds awesome!

    2:45 PM - 26 Jun 2015
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      2. common sense doesnt exist‏ @dontgetongab 26 Jun 2015
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        @funnyordie this pic speaks for itselfpic.twitter.com/Hqy2DsLqiA

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      3. common sense doesnt exist‏ @dontgetongab 26 Jun 2015
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        .@funnyordie #LoveIsLovepic.twitter.com/NfqMKhDIML

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      1. Ames  ♎️‏ @rochette6 26 Jun 2015
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        .@funnyordie my kids love their dog so much that I'm sure they want to marry him. Can we do plural marriage too? #Equality #LoveWins

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      1. For a Better World‏ @z_007_z 26 Jun 2015
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        Beware the lies they tell...for if they repeat them enough times...many will believe them. #elites @funnyordiepic.twitter.com/8vVMovVdP9

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      1. Demon Armor‏ @Damian981 26 Jun 2015
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        @funnyordie Gotta work on the polygamy laws next.. #consentingadults #whatgoeswhere

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      1. RealBillPatton‏ @BPatton4 26 Jun 2015
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        @funnyordie I'm in love with my donkey, since #LoveWins I know he'll marry me, then we'll get divorced and pay a lawyer exorbitant fees

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      1. neisei‏ @neisei 28 Jun 2015
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        @funnyordie I Won't be surprised

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      1. Skewed True‏ @skewedtrue 27 Jun 2015
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        @funnyordie See documentary "Ted 2" for update.

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      1. CertaPet‏ @CertaPet 26 Jun 2015
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        @funnyordie I think some people would have a higher success rate with their pets. Haha

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      1. A^J‏ @AJWILLIKERS 26 Jun 2015
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        @funnyordie Pets will be able to sign contracts? Why yes you should co-sign on this loan for me Mr. Whiskers. #sucker

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      1. Josh‏ @benzeebox 26 Jun 2015
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        @funnyordie hahahahaha im sure it'll happen anytime. Does that mean we cant be transanimalphobic?

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      1. Steven‏ @StevieNap 26 Jun 2015
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        @funnyordie are you referring gay people to animals?

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      1. Luke Canning ن‏ @realLukeCanning 26 Jun 2015
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        @funnyordie said that years ago. always something new to be pissed off at and if can't find something, make something up #petmarriagerights

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      1. Elizabeth‏ @KiddoCarson 26 Jun 2015
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        @funnyordie what about automotive marriage. I have a fine looking pontiac with health benefits.

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      1. JLawFan‏ @THGEF23 26 Jun 2015
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        @funnyordie if ur married to a Republican aren't u already married to a pig?

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      1. Bluesystar‏ @Bluesystar 26 Jun 2015
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        @funnyordie what about fictional characters? I want to ask Eric Johnrosh to marry me. He seems like a blast!

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      1. Shari Geller‏ @ShariGeller 26 Jun 2015
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        @funnyordie First it's polygamy, then pets, then avatars. Sheesh.

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