@funnyordie @MelindaTaub @FunnyOrDieNews Don't let your penis look directly at it or it'll go blind! No. Wait. You'll go blind.
Should you masturbate during tomorrow's solar eclipse? We asked our team of scientists: http://bit.ly/1H7W33x pic.twitter.com/7sQ7KHKLmQ
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@EricGottfried@funnyordie@MelindaTaub@FunnyOrDieNews Saw a total eclipse of the sun in '79. Still hav my dark welding goggles. Magnifico!
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U should ALWAYS do it rt>
@funnyordie: Should you masturbate during tomorrow's solar eclipse? http://bit.ly/1H7W33x pic.twitter.com/ssNxkcxC1M”
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@proudliberalmom@funnyordie Let me just pencil that in on my calendar. Thanks for the heads up.
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@funnyordie As long as you're wearing 3d glasses it's totally ok.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie@MelindaTaub@FunnyOrDieNews Science: answering only the pertinent questions. Thanks nerds! *grabs tub of lube*Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie why not? In fact, I'm doing it right now in preparation.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie@MelindaTaub@FunnyOrDieNews my god yes. Wear sunglasses, dont make eye contact..treat it like shameful sex with a cousin.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie Brings a new meaning to George Carlin's term "Shootin' putty at the moon!"#GeorgeCarlin#ClapyourtitsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie @Dodslaw jezz, gives whole new meaning to making ya go blind...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie Will I black out?#eclipseThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie Perhaps the real question is: should I stop during the eclipse?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie@MelindaTaub@FunnyOrDieNews@DonnyHoferIRL this is hilariousThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie@MelindaTaub@FunnyOrDieNews only if your orgasim at umbraThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie A very important question!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie@MelindaTaub@FunnyOrDieNews An excellent question!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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