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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 12 Mar 2015

    A lot of you are tweeting that a player can't get cut & then traded. You must be super fun at parties! #FerrellTakesTheField

    3:41 PM - 12 Mar 2015
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      1. TANK SZN‏ @dachicagostan 12 Mar 2015
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        @funnyordie Well get it right douchebag.

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      1. Rouge Killer‏ @Max_thePower 12 Mar 2015
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        @funnyordie words have meaning, bro. Get your shit together. There has to be one "jock" there in the nerd room you could ask these things.

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      1.  ⚾️APS ⚾️‏ @Halos82 12 Mar 2015
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        “@funnyordie: A lot of you are tweeting that a player can't get cut & then traded. You must be super fun at parties! #FerrellTakesTheField”😄

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      1. Chris Rossetti‏ @FreeToLaughNow 12 Mar 2015
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        @funnyordie There's no whining in baseball! #FerrellTakesTheField

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      1. thisguy‏ @Taylor_Made76 12 Mar 2015
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        @funnyordie Twitter: it's not for everybody, but it's open to anybody.

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      1. Oscar Bode‏ @obode27 12 Mar 2015
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        @funnyordie people need to learn to not get so technical with comedy #FerrelTakesTheField

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      2. Dave‏ @DaveProbably 12 Mar 2015
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        @funnyordie they're also wrong. Teams have 48 hours after DFAing a player to trade him.

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      3. Hank Hill‏ @ArlenHankHill 12 Mar 2015
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        @DaveProbably ten days, not 48 hours. @funnyordie

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      1. angel‏ @wcangel23 13 Mar 2015
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        I can always tell when some1 is uncomftorable at a party @funnyordie

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      1. Paul Hyland‏ @PHyland3 13 Mar 2015
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        @funnyordie

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      1. Mike Gallagher‏ @gallagwar 13 Mar 2015
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        @funnyordie a few days to either trade you, release you, or send you to the minors.

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      1. Mike Gallagher‏ @gallagwar 13 Mar 2015
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        @funnyordie actually it can happen. They just don't call it "getting cut". You get "designated for assignment". Then the team has...

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      1. J.A.M.‏ @dorpenheimer 13 Mar 2015
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        @funnyordie if you look at cut here as being cut from the Spring squad. He would go to minor camp..trade after that. it's fine..no prob.

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      1. Cody David‏ @TheOneWh0Knocks 12 Mar 2015
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        @funnyordie you're setting it up as a punchline, in some respects. Being comedians, you should know that a faulty punchline ruins the joke

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      1. Ray Klein‏ @ThatRayKlein 12 Mar 2015
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        @funnyordie I know I love me a great negativity party! #Yay

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      1. Tim McFalls‏ @Tim_M_McFalls 12 Mar 2015
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        @funnyordie Plus, they're just wrong. It happened to Billy Ray "Rojo" Johnson a couple years ago. He got cut and traded. Terrible luck.

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      2. Ben Kaufman‏ @nebnamfuak 12 Mar 2015
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        @funnyordie Its the same people who said a kid couldn't be signed at the cubs, Henry Rollingardner proved them wrong.

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      3. Trevor Barwick‏ @Tbreezyyyyy 12 Mar 2015
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        @BKtwittasphere @funnyordie "Rollinggardner" hahaha I think you ment Henry Rowengartner

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      4. Ben Kaufman‏ @nebnamfuak 12 Mar 2015
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        @Tbreezyyyyy @funnyordie exactly! It's Ben so long since we saw him play that I totally forgot to take a second to google the name...

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