@funnyordie yeah and at breakfast, lunch or dinner time when people are really hungry they ass rape you with surge pricing @Uber #assrape
Uber should open a restaurant where you just get up & leave when you're done and there's an aux cord at every table.
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@funnyordie don't forget mini bottles of waterThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie Uber should open a restaurant where you get to see the cooks face and just eat sad.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie it's called sosh ;/)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie wow! it will be#uberlicious lifeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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