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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 24 Feb 2015

    7 GIFs Of Dads Getting Hit Square In The Dick http://bit.ly/1EOMtOu pic.twitter.com/xNprUqwVqB

    8:13 PM - 24 Feb 2015
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    43 replies 199 retweets 202 likes
      1. GloriaNicoleSteele‏ @gloriasteele34 26 Feb 2015
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        @funnyordie That looked like it hurt just alittle dont u think lol

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      1. max barkley‏ @m__beamin 25 Feb 2015
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        @funnyordie ouch

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      2. Wendy  🖤‏ @iamwendddy 24 Feb 2015
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        “@funnyordie: 7 GIFs Of Dads Getting Hit Square In The Dick http://bit.ly/1EOMtOu  pic.twitter.com/vjd8jtGuI0” @Unknowncritic #WatchUrJunk #yyc

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      3. Cory Chapdelaine‏ @88Styles 24 Feb 2015
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        @MrsWendyAnn Holy shit, that legit happened to me more times than I can count lol. @funnyordie @Unknowncritic

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      4. Wendy  🖤‏ @iamwendddy 24 Feb 2015
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        @88Styles @funnyordie @Unknowncritic You gotta start wearing a cup. I mean, you gotta protect the goods.

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      5. Cory Chapdelaine‏ @88Styles 24 Feb 2015
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        @MrsWendyAnn They'd always catch me in the morning just before I woke up. My children are evil like me.

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      6. Wendy  🖤‏ @iamwendddy 24 Feb 2015
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        @88Styles All children come with a certain amount of evil ... Pretty sure that's to keep the rest of us a lil humble.

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      7. Cory Chapdelaine‏ @88Styles 24 Feb 2015
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        @MrsWendyAnn I trained them. It was my only defence.

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      1. Julia Gulia‏ @DoThaFandango 24 Feb 2015
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        “@funnyordie: 7 GIFs Of Dads Getting Hit Square In The Dick http://bit.ly/1EOMtOu  pic.twitter.com/CnOD2m7EqT” @Rube_zilla #NovBeLike

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      1. S. Loch‏ @LochnKeys 24 Feb 2015
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        @funnyordie @ShenendoahT says as someone with balls thats not funny...I disagree! ;) #dickhumor #kids #innocence

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      1. Eddie A‏ @HeadieA 24 Feb 2015
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        “@funnyordie: 7 GIFs Of Dads Getting Hit Square In The Dick http://bit.ly/1EOMtOu  pic.twitter.com/MeF2Stm8Af”our future @BIGNiftizzle @jmsiesta

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      2. Sarah Stanley‏ @smstar2005 24 Feb 2015
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        @funnyordie @JessHope05 This should make you feel better. #laughteristhebestmedicine

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      1. Discover The Humor‏ @ifoundhumor 2 Mar 2015
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        “@funnyordie: 7 GIFs Of Dads Getting Hit Square In The Junk http://bit.ly/1EOMtOu  pic.twitter.com/MXZq0VSnJZ”

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      1. Dara OKon‏ @daraokin 26 Feb 2015
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        @funnyordie @brestillman_nfg @rastalife_420 lmao poor dad!!!!!!!!!

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      1. annette.artea‏ @antoinettearte1 25 Feb 2015
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        @funnyordie. Lol

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      1. Tiffany Raulston‏ @TifferRaul 25 Feb 2015
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        “@funnyordie: 7 GIFs Of Dads Getting Hit Square In The Dick http://bit.ly/1EOMtOu  pic.twitter.com/02sWSnoWvV” LMAO!!!🙊😂😭

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      1. Shannon Cayze‏ @ShannonCayze 25 Feb 2015
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        @funnyordie "You will NOT make me a sibling!"

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