@funnyordie Because while gay marriage is a threat to society, sexual abuse is ok? #WorstValentinesDayIdeas
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@funnyordie@TheMercedesXXX I've always found that girls are fine with handcuffs. But when I get the 18" Ramraider out, different story.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie Gonna be lots of new mothers come November.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie actually its like the exact opposite of aphrodisiac. Your other half will probably be extremely disappointed in youThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie Wait. Cause. Wait. No. So... Nope. Still nothing. Is this like an opposite world thing?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie: Releasing 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' on Valentine's Day is some predatory shit. It's like opening a whiskey bar at an AA meeting”
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@funnyordie Got bad reviews. As Always. Dont Believe the hype. Do You want To see sex and naked skin? Rent a porno...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie It's so stupid, it's funny. What the hell romantic is there about this waste of time?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie Even the tough guys are lovin' it! http://youtu.be/cXOcIx6_fLQ#FiftyShades#novemberbdsmbabiesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie Oh,I guess you replied to me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie more genitals please.#fiftyshadesofPG13Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie better be at the first showing, after that, the floor gets sticky.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie or relevant film. Not countingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie what's 2nd prize? blech.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie Except at an AA meeting you are trying not to drink. on Valentines you are trying to be ‘fifty shades of’ something.#AwkwardThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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