Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Next time the cashier asks, "Paper or plastic?" shake your head, grab their hand & whisper, "Friendship.""

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1. Vincent Menezes‏ @vincentmenezes 25 Jan 2015
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  RT.@funnyordie: Next time the cashier asks, "Paper or plastic?" shake your head, grab their hand & whisper, "Friendship."
  
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1. Today's Excuse‏ @TodaysExcuseApp 24 Jan 2015
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  @funnyordie I don't get it...
  
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1. Amanda Beder‏ @abeder1 23 Jan 2015
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  “@funnyordie: Next time the cashier asks, "Paper or plastic?" shake your head, grab their hand & whisper, "Friendship."” @Cattnisss yessss
  
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1. Allyson Taylor‏ @allysonrtaylor7 27 Jan 2015
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  @funnyordie @MMFlint Die
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1. *‏ @sexyandyournot 27 Jan 2015
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  @funnyordie @MMFlint If you want to appear super creepy.
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1. SelinaLola‏ @SelinaLola 27 Jan 2015
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  @funnyordie I need a captain please
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1. mark slavin‏ @markslavin2 27 Jan 2015
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  @funnyordie @MMFlint Don't forget your change!
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1. Angela ‏ @AngelVanns 27 Jan 2015
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  @funnyordie @MMFlint
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1. Ellastractia‏ @ellastractia 27 Jan 2015
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  @funnyordie @MMFlint Thank you. For real. Worst case, they'll call the loony bin and you'll get some Xanax out of it.
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1. Ashley Kelly‏ @Ashaaaaaaaaa 26 Jan 2015
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  “@funnyordie: Next time the cashier asks, "Paper or plastic?" shake your head, grab their hand & whisper, "Friendship."” @DCLXVI_CJ thefuck
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1. 🅙🅐🅒🅚‏ @Keletsomalumane 25 Jan 2015
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1. 𝚌𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚋‏ @chrismalenab 24 Jan 2015
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  Hahaha --> RT @funnyordie: Next time the cashier asks, “Paper or plastic?” shake your head, grab their hand & whisper, “Friendship.”
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1. Gretabellegirl ‏ @Gretabellegirl 24 Jan 2015
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  @funnyordie When cashier gives you a blank stare, say "I MEAN this. It's you & me now." Then cry & storm off in a huff.
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1. mehreen‏ @ammehreen01 24 Jan 2015
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  @funnyordie hahaha
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1. jannetmendoza65@gmai‏ @jannetmendoza65 24 Jan 2015
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