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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 9 Jan 2015

    What's the mature thing to do when someone unfollows you on Instagram? Do you write an angry email or just set their car on fire?

    3:20 PM - 9 Jan 2015
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    • Camilla McKenzie Ȼħɍɨs Ⱥɍnɇłł 𝔹𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕪 》》۵ Yitzy eisenberger M.G.W.V #MGWV Tammy Lee Roedel Jake Rater🍍 MariaBWoods Izzy Tokage
    29 replies 132 retweets 249 likes
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      2. Hawkeye‏ @Ima_Kill_U_Hoe 9 Jan 2015
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie setting their car on fire seems more legit and mature.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Marx McCan‏ @MarxMcCan 9 Jan 2015
        Replying to @Ima_Kill_U_Hoe

        @funnyordie I'm with @Ima_Kill_U_Hoe. Take the high road.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Ben, Leader of Men‏ @JssSandals 9 Jan 2015
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie Cut their dick off. Cut it right off.

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      1. Inesio Royball‏ @inesio 9 Jan 2015
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        @funnyordie Take better pictures

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      1. Horacy Harc‏ @HoracyHarc 9 Jan 2015
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        @funnyordiepic.twitter.com/gEhqaUrGXa

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      2. Gene "Any of you guys know how to Madison?" George‏ @genegeorge 9 Jan 2015
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        @funnyordie It's not a binary choice.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. bellamy kribs‏ @BellamyKribs 9 Jan 2015
        Replying to @genegeorge

        @genegeorge @funnyordie whats that meab binary

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      4. Gene "Any of you guys know how to Madison?" George‏ @genegeorge 9 Jan 2015
        Replying to @BellamyKribs

        @BellamyKribs @funnyordie it's not either/or why not do BOTH

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      5. End of conversation
      1. Nathan Anderson‏ @NathanA070 10 Jan 2015
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        @funnyordie set car on fire

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      1. Mozareli‏ @mozzarellli 10 Jan 2015
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        @funnyordie maybe go easy on the selfies next time

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      1. Amanda Luckie‏ @AmandaLuckie 10 Jan 2015
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        @funnyordie easy. You filter the shit out of setting their car on fire. #myworkhereisdone

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      1. Steve Lhomme‏ @robUx4 9 Jan 2015
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        @funnyordie you draw a funny cartoon about it #JeSuisCharlie

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      1. Leisha Swayne‏ @___Lei 9 Jan 2015
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        @funnyordie light their computer on fire, befriend their friends and convince them 2 unfollow the unfollower 😉 not necessarily in that order

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      1. Anders Lankford‏ @Hoogamagoo 9 Jan 2015
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        @funnyordie whatever you decide, you should gram video of your wrathful vengeance.

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      1. Susan Raymond‏ @Susanr0859Susan 9 Jan 2015
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        @funnyordie I prefer the idea of the car!

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      1. Soul Mooner‏ @SoulMooner 9 Jan 2015
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        @funnyordie I'd ask myself what made them unfollow me, then not give a fuck about it.

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      1. Frank The Tank‏ @FrankTank053 9 Jan 2015
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        @funnyordie First Whats Instawho Then Set There House and Car on Fire

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      1. Oscar‏ @DeeJayOG 9 Jan 2015
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        @funnyordie send them a text with 7 frowns faces

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