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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 8 Jan 2015

    We hope this video of a turtle helping his friend reminds you that the world isn't all bad: http://ow.ly/H1QZ9 pic.twitter.com/syvmox8Q0M

    8:48 PM - 8 Jan 2015
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    29 replies 373 retweets 462 likes
      1. Lord Tobias‏ @TheTobyCat 8 Jan 2015
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie Ahh man! His buddy ruined a perfectly good #tummytime session!pic.twitter.com/FB1Rl2FqCu

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      1.  ✨ ✨‏ @lilmisjes 9 Jan 2015
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        Homies help homies RT “@_anissaemily: @lilmisjes and I in 2023. “@funnyordie: : http://ow.ly/H1QZ9  pic.twitter.com/DKMczzCI6j””

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      2. American Beauty‏ @pistolpetemaddy 9 Jan 2015
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie @Colton__Mc THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN 🐢💕

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      3. American Psycho‏ @Colton__Mc 9 Jan 2015
        Replying to @pistolpetemaddy

        @pistolpetemaddy @funnyordie THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT 😭

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      1. Synnie Sthesia  🌈‏ @SynnieSthesia 9 Jan 2015
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        This made my WEEK! #TMNT “@funnyordie: ... turtle helping his friend... : http://ow.ly/H1QZ9  pic.twitter.com/RPawxNPLhj”

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      1. Lauren Krohn‏ @lauren_a_krohn 8 Jan 2015
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        @funnyordie While the turtle's friend is all goodness, the human who put the turtle on his back is certainly bad. Turtles don't just capsize

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      1. Kyle Peters‏ @maximusKP 8 Jan 2015
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        @funnyordie @Brewster50 turtle turn up

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      1. WendyGirl  🏳️‍🌈‏ @OITNB_Daily 8 Jan 2015
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        @funnyordie Look at this @KimikoGlenn

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      2. Smashed Punkskin‏ @mcwoody 8 Jan 2015
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        @funnyordie Gawd forbid those idiots filming actually helped.

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      3. Jessica‏ @TruJessBitchezz 8 Jan 2015
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        @mcwoody @funnyordie Really? Do you really think they would let the tortoise just lay there and die? You are a special kind of stupid.

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      4. Smashed Punkskin‏ @mcwoody 8 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TruJessBitchezz

        @_JessieWilliams @funnyordie Have you met people? They could've flipped it to begin with. They easily could've helped but chose not to.

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      1. sapito7‏ @sapito7 12 Jan 2015
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        @funnyordie that's what friends are for!!

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      1. Penny Wilson‏ @Wordsfrompenny 9 Jan 2015
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        @funnyordie Who knew? I guess even turtles find themselves belly up some days!

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      1. New Poll in Town‏ @NewPoll_inTown 9 Jan 2015
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        @funnyordie And the First Official 2016 Presidential Candidate is... pls RT:) http://youtu.be/73yVmDOiP9U 

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      1. Caroline O'Neill‏ @warp_ten 9 Jan 2015
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        @funnyordie

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      1. Thomas Bishop‏ @thomasbakerbish 9 Jan 2015
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        @funnyordie @DomsWildThings

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      1. Bee Charmer‏ @priscilla_gypsy 9 Jan 2015
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        “@funnyordie: http://ow.ly/H1QZ9  pic.twitter.com/030blOlFno” Didn't even say thank you. That guy took at least a minute out of his day....😡

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      1. K. A. T.  🐈‏ @K_A_T_S_ 8 Jan 2015
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        @funnyordie I really needed this

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