Funny Or Die on Twitter: "'The Bachelor' premiere is three hours long. Or you could just save some time & hit yourself in the face with a tack hammer."

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1. Evie G‏ @DM_Evie 5 Jan 2015
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  “@funnyordie: 'The Bachelor' premiere is three hours long. Or you could just save some time & hit yourself in the face with a tack hammer.”
  
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1. Shan Legge‏ @ShanLegge 5 Jan 2015
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  #truth "@funnyordie: The Bachelor premiere is 3 hours long. Or you could just save some time & hit yourself in the face with a tack hammer.”
  
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1. Dr. Ken Noisewater‏ @TrafficGuruATL 5 Jan 2015
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  “@funnyordie: 'The Bachelor' premiere is 3hrs long. U could just save some time & hit yourself in face w/ a tack hammer.” @wholewheatgirl
  
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1. Patrick Moyers‏ @patrickmoyers75 6 Jan 2015
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  @funnyordie
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1. Shawn Neely‏ @sneely88 6 Jan 2015
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  @funnyordie Agreed!!
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1. HashTag This‏ @somatic_watcher 5 Jan 2015
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  @funnyordie like gouging your eyes out with a rusty spoon covered in sandpaper
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1. Best News Ever‏ @BestNews2015 5 Jan 2015
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  @funnyordie HOT News Photos: Fit Is Beautiful http://goo.gl/mDdPGq pic.twitter.com/x6YE8PFhBF 99n9
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1. Frank‏ @MathBrained 5 Jan 2015
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  @funnyordie Don't assume the viewers of 'The Bachelor' can read
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1. JLynn Olson‏ @J_LynnOlson 5 Jan 2015
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  @funnyordie tack hammer wins!
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1. Kinsley Evans‏ @kinsley_evans 5 Jan 2015
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  @funnyordie omg
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1. Mack‏ @TruNorthAerial 5 Jan 2015
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  @funnyordie @MichelleDBeadle
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1. Lionel Lariviere‏ @Chef_Lionel 5 Jan 2015
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  @funnyordie just as long as juan Pablo finds love!
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1. Chris Costello‏ @Costello2020 5 Jan 2015
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  “@funnyordie: 'The Bachelor' premiere is three hours long. Or you could just save some time & hit yourself in the face with a tack hammer.”
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1. Alex‏ @ascarter88 5 Jan 2015
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  @funnyordie shh hockey is on #WJC2015
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1. Shannon Cayze‏ @ShannonCayze 5 Jan 2015
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  @funnyordie My wife is going to make me suffer through that. I'm pretty sure she's a sadist.
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1. Pamela Rae Schuller‏ @PamelaComedy 5 Jan 2015
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  @funnyordie I am two hours in and there has not been nearly enough drama. Where is my hammer?
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