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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 28 Nov 2014

    Get our 'Smoke Weed Every Christmas' shirt for just $10 if you act quick! http://ow.ly/F2Tg1 pic.twitter.com/UtW0yH0QZl

    10:43 AM - 28 Nov 2014
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      1. WOԹLD Saves arvi∩‏ @irnva 30 Dec 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        $10. http://ow.ly/F2Tg1  Rt"@funnyordie well if you have any more sure yeah id really appreciate it.

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      1. Gavin Lynch ®‏ @lynch_gav 29 Nov 2014
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        @funnyordie @LeeQ1995

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      1. Jody Taylor‏ @RealJodyTaylor 29 Nov 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie Clearly the #FOD Marketing team didn't study their demographics on this product because weed smokers don't do anything "quick"!

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      1. Mr Gazz‏ @MrGazz_ICT 28 Nov 2014
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        @funnyordie lol. I'm just trying to imagine a load of stoners saying yeh man act quick, maybe tmrw or day after.

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      1. Meg‏ @megmcgaffin 28 Nov 2014
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        @funnyordie how quick did you have to be to get it for $10?

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      1. Lovingsexheals‏ @Lovingsexheals 28 Nov 2014
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        @funnyordie Loving sex between a couple can be a very healing experience!

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      1. Doug Bonar‏ @BonarDoug 28 Nov 2014
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        @funnyordie ow.ly

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      1. Brian Davis‏ @BrianDavisIRA 28 Nov 2014
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        @funnyordie it says $20 when I try and buy it

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      1. Soulkeeper125‏ @Soulkeeper125 28 Nov 2014
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        @funnyordie This is just so amazing.

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      1. MDK My BFF Jill‏ @xwilkmanx 28 Nov 2014
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        “@funnyordie: Get our 'Smoke Weed Every Christmas' shirt for just $10 http://ow.ly/F2Tg1  pic.twitter.com/4skoXfc4Z3” @xstandforitx

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      1. Joyce Wang‏ @joycewang007 28 Nov 2014
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        @funnyordie

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      1. WABoltsFan! ⚡ 🏈‏ @USAFLuva 28 Nov 2014
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        @funnyordie I so need this!

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      1. Papi Rican‏ @Jsk8r44 28 Nov 2014
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        @funnyordie @khalifa_rivera imma get u this for xmas lmao

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      2. Caleb Rivera‏ @RiveraKhalifa 28 Nov 2014
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        @Jsk8r44 @funnyordie for me? Yeah okay 😂

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      3. Papi Rican‏ @Jsk8r44 28 Nov 2014
        Replying to @RiveraKhalifa

        @khalifa_rivera @funnyordie nah for me lmao

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      4. Caleb Rivera‏ @RiveraKhalifa 28 Nov 2014
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        @Jsk8r44 @funnyordie exactly lol

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      5. Papi Rican‏ @Jsk8r44 28 Nov 2014
        Replying to @RiveraKhalifa

        @khalifa_rivera @funnyordie lmao yea

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