Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Marijuana is now legal in Washington, D.C. & Republicans have full control of Congress. Pretty much cancels out in terms of chill news."

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1. scott williamson‏ @wilk3321 5 Nov 2014
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  @funnyordie yeah cause the whole "let's elect the cool Hollywood and NYC friendly elite liberal...twice" thing had really worked out.
  
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1. Blake Washington‏ @misterblaker 5 Nov 2014
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  @funnyordie I'm glad they're in charge. America will be run correctly now. If Dems had done right, people wld've kept them n charge. Simple.
  
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1. Javon Calltone‏ @CalltoneJavon 15 Nov 2014
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  @funnyordie The Collapsible Coffee Mug Pipe from Cabin in the Woods is made http://www.CoffeeMugPipe.com
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1. Crystal H.‏ @CrystalHendri19 6 Nov 2014
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  @funnyordie there's a lot of unfunny people tweeting here. Go away unfunny people. You know who you are. Fucksticks.
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1. Crystal H.‏ @CrystalHendri19 6 Nov 2014
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  @funnyordie for this country to tolerate that many repubs in office everyone will have to be real fuckin high so bring on the weed
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1. Libertine Soliloquy‏ @MisterApocalips 5 Nov 2014
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  @funnyordie What is chill news and is news generally required to possess some quantity of chill?
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1. Rubin Flores‏ @maverick_nj 5 Nov 2014
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  @funnyordie I'm from Jersey...just packing a few things in the car to take a quick drive down to DC...the shits legal down there.
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1. Jacklyn Copley‏ @umdermine22 5 Nov 2014
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  @funnyordie maybe now theyll. Be alittle peace.lol
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1. Dee. ‏ @D3annaBlack 5 Nov 2014
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1. Cody Pacheco‏ @Cody_pach95 5 Nov 2014
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  @funnyordie about time they legalize it .. You never hear anyone dying from it if anything cigarettes kill people why is that legalized
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1. Steph‏ @preshisme 5 Nov 2014
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  @funnyordie maybe if all of Ernsts beliefs weren't absolutely ridiculous, it wouldn't be so bad! Everything she stands for...insane!
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1. n0_sh0w‏ @gab76e 5 Nov 2014
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  is this a jab from liberals @funnyordie
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1. Chris Catanese‏ @CjcataneseChris 5 Nov 2014
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1. Filthy J‏ @filthy_j 5 Nov 2014
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  @funnyordie help me support my kidshttp://youtu.be/05FfWdbiEBo
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