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@funnyordie dog the bounty hunter biting Randy Jackson

@funnyordie As a #furry I can say: You don't want to know.

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@funnyordie,I came home once and my bull mastiff was eating the leg of a dog that had apparently been hit by a car....it IS DED world...

@funnyordie I picture hell hounds

@funnyordie dog won't eat dog, only people eat peole

@funnyordie The Walking Dog but only if it's black and white

@funnyordie I have never heard someone say that.

@funnyordie The kind that affirms their 'master's' pitiful existence by letting them pick up the poo .

@funnyordie Charlie Christ and Rick Scott....not the answer??? D. Jazz

@funnyordie on that note: "kill two birds with one stone" WHO ARE THE SOCIOPATHS GOING AROUND KILLING BIRDS WITH STONES?

@funnyordie I'm seeing a Dean Winchester that took a dog potion and plays fetch and tries to flirt with other female dogs.

@funnyordie @DanJGlickman figurative ones

@funnyordie I always picture Clifford eating snoopy because of his sheer size. And the blood blends in with the fur.

@funnyordie Wouldn't that planet eventually just be populated by one really fat dog riding a rascal scooter?

@funnyordie testicles. that is all

@funnyordie i picture snoop dogg getting ravaged by a pack of dogs.