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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 20 Oct 2014

    Cinnamon raisin bagels are just terrible donuts.

    1:00 PM - 20 Oct 2014
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    18 replies 166 retweets 228 likes
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      2. Tara Of Course You’re Single Libtard Dublin‏Verified account @taradublinrocks 20 Oct 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie Raisins ruin EVERYTHING

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      3. K E N N Y but S P O O K Y 💀‏ @jester1436 20 Oct 2014
        Replying to @taradublinrocks

        @taradublinrocks @funnyordie When I was a kid, there was a pizza place that did an apple pie pizza with raisins in the sauce. Traumatized.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Jess‏ @JuanaCupcake 20 Oct 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        “@funnyordie: Cinnamon raisin bagels are just terrible donuts.” Lies. You just need a good cream cheese.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Katelyn  ✨‏ @Katelyn_May 20 Oct 2014
        Replying to @JuanaCupcake

        @leggzmackenzie @funnyordie Cinnamon raisin bagels are literally one of my fav things

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Jess‏ @JuanaCupcake 20 Oct 2014
        Replying to @Katelyn_May

        @Katelyn_May @funnyordie me too! Especially toasted when it's cold out!

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      5. Katelyn  ✨‏ @Katelyn_May 20 Oct 2014
        Replying to @JuanaCupcake

        @leggzmackenzie @funnyordie Yes! How dare they say it's a crappy donut!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Jess‏ @JuanaCupcake 20 Oct 2014
        Replying to @Katelyn_May

        @Katelyn_May @funnyordie like. I just wanna be like this photo about it.pic.twitter.com/pXacmLfzJl

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      7. Katelyn  ✨‏ @Katelyn_May 20 Oct 2014
        Replying to @JuanaCupcake

        @leggzmackenzie @funnyordie That was exactly my face when I read the tweet! Thanks Maggie for being perfect.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Jess‏ @JuanaCupcake 20 Oct 2014
        Replying to @Katelyn_May

        @Katelyn_May @funnyordie I love Dame Maggie Smith. She's amazing.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. RIGHTEOUSHOOLIGAN‏ @mariocotto 20 Oct 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie @plasticgod or maybe a donut is just a bitch ass bagel

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      1. Brownie‏ @brownie495 20 Oct 2014
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        “@funnyordie: Cinnamon raisin bagels are just terrible donuts.” @jencarlmittz

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      2. Alex °Ξ☻Ξ‏ @AntonioReyX360 20 Oct 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie Israeli / Greek Yogurt is a terrible Jello Pudding imitation . Bill Cosby VS the Goats & their envy of his sweaters .

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. haley‏ @haleyehuffman 20 Oct 2014
        Replying to @AntonioReyX360

        @AntonioReyX360 @funnyordie Greek yogurt is bleached vomit.

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      4. Alex °Ξ☻Ξ‏ @AntonioReyX360 20 Oct 2014
        Replying to @haleyehuffman

        @haleyehuffman @funnyordie actually greek yogurt is Goat jizz after UK made Greeks bend over for Vulcan insertions

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      1. Leigh West‏ @leighbearwest 20 Oct 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        “@funnyordie: Cinnamon raisin bagels are just terrible donuts.” Ahem, weren't we just talking about this @west_josh?

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      1. Erika40‏ @taurusfroggy 20 Oct 2014
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        @funnyordie @TheKennyLane that's because YOU FORGOT TO PUT CREAM CHEESE ON THEM!

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      1. Mani‏ @srimani55 20 Oct 2014
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        Really ! @funnyordie tastes like cinnamon raisin bagel.

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      1. (((Diane Warsoff)))‏ @diawars 20 Oct 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @Art12wars This one's for you! No one thinks these are BAGELS! @funnyordie: Cinnamon raisin bagels are just terrible donuts.

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      1. Z Ware‏ @zware1 20 Oct 2014
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        “@funnyordie: Cinnamon raisin bagels are just terrible donuts.” Best thing I've heard this Monday

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      1. Larry Wright‏ @refocusedmedia 20 Oct 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Die. RT @funnyordie Cinnamon raisin bagels are just terrible donuts.

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