Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but only a real dad can tell you to get to the airport four hours before your flight."

Country	Code	For customers of
United States	40404	(any)
Canada	21212	(any)
United Kingdom	86444	Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Brazil	40404	Nextel, TIM
Haiti	40404	Digicel, Voila
Ireland	51210	Vodafone, O2
India	53000	Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
Indonesia	89887	AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
Italy	4880804	Wind
3424486444	Vodafone
» See SMS short codes for other countries

1. David Danipour‏ @ADownpour 4 Oct 2014
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @funnyordie Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but only a real dad will say it's too dark to go outside at 8pm when your 27. #realdad
  
  1 like
  Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
  
  Undo
1. Professor Doctor‏ @theprofdoc 5 Oct 2014
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @funnyordie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSUxfQaXNsY …
  Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
  
  Undo
1. Danaiel nameirakpam‏ @Danaiel2 5 Oct 2014
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @funnyordie
  Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
  
  Undo
1. Happylandenter‏ @happylandenter 5 Oct 2014
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @funnyordie thats true
  Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
  
  Undo
1. Adam @ FIEA‏ @ABCMilkman 4 Oct 2014
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @funnyordie Four hours? What do you need two extra hours for?
  Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
  
  Undo
1. chicken onnastick‏ @eSZactLee 4 Oct 2014
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  RT @funnyordie: Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but only a real dad can tell you to get to the airport four hours before your flight.
  Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
  
  Undo
1. Joselyn Pino‏ @JoselynPino 4 Oct 2014
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @funnyordie. LOL
  Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
  
  Undo
1. RobertDowneyJR'sDawg‏ @KarmaRacing51OA 4 Oct 2014
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @funnyordie so true. So true. #attaboypops
  Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
  
  Undo
1. Ali‏ @shahrokh_ali 4 Oct 2014
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @funnyordie: Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but only a real dad can tell you to get to the airport four hours before your flight.
  Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
  
  Undo
1. Hal‏ @gumballgary 4 Oct 2014
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @funnyordie #peckerwisdom
  Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
  
  Undo
1. Umi Juvariel‏ @UmiJuvariel 4 Oct 2014
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @funnyordie Absolute truth there! My dad would do the same if he were still here.
  Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
  
  Undo
1. David Pulse, Jr.‏ @thexiv 4 Oct 2014
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @funnyordie Amen
  Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
  
  Undo