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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 20 Sep 2014

    Whoever created Taco Bell's breakfast menu forgot that no one who eats Taco Bell wakes up before noon.

    4:00 PM - 20 Sep 2014
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      1. B Ho‏ @BradyHovermale 20 Sep 2014
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        I got up at 3 yesterday.."@funnyordie Whoever created Taco Bell's breakfast menu forgot that no one who eats Taco Bell wakes up before noon"

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      1. Chelsie-Jean Fernandez‏ @haulani7 22 Sep 2014
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        #Boom *drops the mic* RT @funnyordie Whoever created Taco Bell's breakfast menu forgot that no one who eats Taco Bell wakes up before noon.

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      1. Elizabeth Sereiko‏ @LizSereiko 22 Sep 2014
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        @funnyordie What about the people who never went to sleep!?

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      1. Chante (Chipotle)‏ @Chipotlethelock 21 Sep 2014
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        @funnyordie truth

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      1. Maria Unfiltered‏ @MariaUnfiltered 21 Sep 2014
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        @funnyordie who eats breakfast in the morning, anyway?

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      1. ALLORDMHM‏ @allordmhm 20 Sep 2014
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        @funnyordie Earn a points and get free gift card via @AppBounty. Visit http://abo.io/xpmqgui  to sign up & get #iTunes #Amazon gift cards

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      1. Seth Shapiro‏ @SethShapiro 20 Sep 2014
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        @funnyordie Hey assholes, way to steal my joke from 5 fucking months ago. Plagiarists or just super slow to humor? Which are you? Dicks.

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      1. a‏ @knyrogrschicken 20 Sep 2014
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        @funnyordie i seriously thought they opened at noon. i really did. i thought they were an american old fashioned restaurant food chain

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      1. Freyja's Mom‏ @Toadilyodie 20 Sep 2014
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        @funnyordie if there was a taco bell in my town again I'd eat that everyday! Seriously, everyday!! #tacobelladdict #ilovetacobell

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      1. Chino Ciara‏ @ciaraotto 20 Sep 2014
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        @funnyordie yea...😕

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      1. neil411‏ @neil411 20 Sep 2014
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        @funnyordie That's because their breakfast is for people on their way home after a night out.

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      1. Logan Burd‏ @Tweeting_Burd 20 Sep 2014
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        @funnyordie It took you this long to make that obvious Taco Bell breakfast joke?

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      1. Sheridan‏ @jamessteele34 20 Sep 2014
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        @funnyordie I'm still awake when their breakfast comes out. Come on now.

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      1. Trash Talking Bastrd‏ @Trashtalking04 20 Sep 2014
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        “@funnyordie: Whoever created Taco Bell's breakfast menu forgot that no one who eats Taco Bell wakes up before noon.” Nor has $ 4 2 meals!

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      1. Œ‏ @ENG11SH 20 Sep 2014
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        @funnyordie nobody wants explosive diarrhea first thing in the morning #ToxicHell

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      1. ronny ford‏ @ronnyford1 20 Sep 2014
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        @funnyordie very true

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      1. HealthyOregondotUS‏ @ihealthyoregonU 20 Sep 2014
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        @funnyordie I didn't have breakfast yet!

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