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@funnyordie "You make-a 5 star with that cologne?" cc @Harmontown @danharmon

@funnyordie ,If you roll down the window when you're crying crocodile tears,you might one day end up in its jaws.

@funnyordie lmao, it is pretty bad at times.

@funnyordie turn off d AC, I prefer d breeze, or cry as u suggested lol

@funnyordie tell him that the car is hot

@funnyordie hilarious it's so true!

@funnyordie "Why does it smell like farts in here"

@funnyordie was he Armenian ?

@funnyordie Grow a pair and just tell the driver flat out , you put waaaay to much cologne on. Sheesh, some people I swear

@funnyordie At least you can fart without guilt.

@funnyordie our first uber driver we had in chicago I bent the corner of his front passenger door on the curb because his car sat so low

@funnyordie How many times I have been in a Taxi and smells of garlic

@funnyordie I favor uncontrollable coughing.......uhm....i mean I've heard that works.

@funnyordie Do NOT cry! Hold your breath and slowly let your soul die!

@funnyordie roll down the window and light a joint!