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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 14 Aug 2014

    You know things are bad when the ED-209 from "Robocop" seems like a chill alternative to the real police.pic.twitter.com/PrdxTmHfUK

    8:58 AM - 14 Aug 2014
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      1. Jason Harmon‏ @JASONFNHARMON 14 Aug 2014
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        @funnyordie @AsaNationDies they would be more direct than the majority of fascist pigs we allow to be law men.

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      1. Double‏ @X2allday 14 Aug 2014
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        @funnyordie the best way to support Americans civil liberties is from behind a tank aimed at a crowd of innocent people #PoliceState

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      1. Chris Richards‏ @butterdog07 15 Aug 2014
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        @funnyordie I think he's reasonable. I mean he's like " you got 15 seconds to comply" what's so hard about that?

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      1. neal silveira‏ @SpoilerWeAllDie 14 Aug 2014
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        @funnyordie @JAdomian is that more fiction than Detroit being a booming metropolis?

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      1. PlitzMania‏ @Mania715 14 Aug 2014
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        @funnyordie @mikebranc whooooa don't make jokes about police abusing their power!!!! Off- limits!!!!

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      1. Seasonal Laogrith‏ @Laogrith 14 Aug 2014
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        @funnyordie @jadomian at least he gave the suspect 20 seconds to comply

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      1. Francis‏ @YeahThisIsHess 14 Aug 2014
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        @funnyordie @kylekinane Unless you're near stairs

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      1. Hyeri Queen&Erick‏ @tys12347891 14 Aug 2014
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        @funnyordie

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      1. Calder Holbrook‏ @CalderHolbrook 14 Aug 2014
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        @funnyordie @BraincelSam Has anyone tried to thwart the Ferguson PD by going down a flight of stairs?

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      1. Ian Holmen‏ @ianholmen 14 Aug 2014
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        @funnyordie probably wouldn't be as aggressive as the cops either. At least 209 gives you 10 seconds to comply.

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      1. Ellastractia‏ @ellastractia 14 Aug 2014
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        @funnyordie also is there a pink one, and does that count as a throwback Thursday, double duty type thing?

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      1. Ellastractia‏ @ellastractia 14 Aug 2014
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        @funnyordie how big is that thing.

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      1. Robert Baugher‏ @robaugher 14 Aug 2014
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        @funnyordie True dat

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      1. Anne Lindo‏ @Telatubbies1 14 Aug 2014
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        @funnyordie too true, too true :(.

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      2. Marshall Givens‏ @MrHappyGivens 14 Aug 2014
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        @funnyordie - True. ED-209 never called me the N-word.

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      3. Michael L Garcia‏ @theMikeGarcia 14 Aug 2014
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        @MrHappyGivens @funnyordie At least never to your face.

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      1. _YoungAdam_‏ @yungadam0325 14 Aug 2014
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        @funnyordie thats so cool

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      1. Rich‏ @_r_k_f_ 14 Aug 2014
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        @funnyordie #IdBuyThatForADollar

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      1. Lili Aidala‏ @garay_lilipad 14 Aug 2014
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        @funnyordie hahahahahahaha

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